Yay me!
I won
Performer of the Year in the fan-voted TLA RAW Awards contest!
If you voted for me, THANKS for helping me win!
"God damn it, Siri's fucking gorgeous. That's been the TLA stance since we first laid eyes on here in last year's Big Girls Are Sexy, and it makes us feel vindicated to see that the fans feel the same way, as they gave Siri over 500 votes more than they gave any of the other nominees. This was one hell of a victory for porn's buxomest babe, and she ought be god damn fuckin' proud. She also ought to tweet a bunch of boob photos to us if she felt like it. You know, 'cause her tits are amaaaaazing."