A man walks into a Whore House and asks the Madam, "How much for one of your girls?"
"One hundred dollars," she says.
The man asks, "Out of that $100, how much does the girl get?"
"She gets $20," the Madam responds.
The man says, "That's terrible!" and leaves.
He then goes to another Whore House and asks the Madam, "How much for one of your girls?"
"Ninety-five dollars," she responds.
"And out of that $95, how much goes to the girl?"
"She gets $15."
The man says, "That's terrible!" and leaves.
Then he goes to another Whore House, but this time he thinks it will be better because this is a Unionized Whore House. He asks the Madam, "How much for one of your girls?"
She says, "One hundred thirty-five dollars."
"And how much of that goes to the girl?"
"She gets $60."
The man says, "That seems like a pretty good deal for her. I'd like the pleasure of Cindy's company."
The Madam says, "I'm sure you would, sir, however Ethel here has seniority."