Should I Wipe Front To Back or Back To Front?

[CadillacD]

A better question may be sitting down or standing up? I ALWAYS wipe my counter tops standing up. There is less a chance that I miss some..."crumbs".

 

[jod0565]

Thanks for all your pointers, everyone.

Today, as I wipe, I may incorporate all the techniques stated, but will this leave my counter tops raw and irritated?

 

[Shifty]

Thanks for all your pointers, everyone.

Today, as I wipe, I may incorporate all the techniques stated, but will this leave my counter tops raw and irritated?

The best advice was forwarded by titsrock, who mentions the 'rule of thumb'. In your case jod, I recommend inserting your rule of thumb directly into your ass. :hatsoff:

 

[jod0565]

The best advice was forwarded by titsrock, who mentions the 'rule of thumb'. In your case jod, I recommend inserting your rule of thumb directly into your ass. :hatsoff:

I could, but then that would make open another thread about the removal of a thumb in my ass.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Circular motion. And don't neglect the taint.

 

[Shifty]

I could, but then that would make open another thread about the removal of a thumb in my ass.

Explain to me why you would want to remove it?

 

[lurkingdirk]

Explain to me why you would want to remove it?

Make room for yours?

 

[Shifty]

Make room for yours?

Yes, and yours.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Yes, and yours.

Ah, the thumb DP. A classic move. Will we be jacking each other off while we thumb?

With our free hands, I mean (obviously)

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

So this is how lurkingdirk made 2000 posts in two weeks...

 

[lurkingdirk]

So this is how lurkingdirk made 2000 posts in two weeks...

 

[rock hard]

So this is how lurkingdirk made 2000 posts in two weeks...

One handed too..Impressive for sure!!! :bowdown:

 

[babybattersplatter]

counters- back to front
rectums- front to back

use a lot of scotts toilet tissue-- I own stock in the company

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Yeah, this thread needed a necro-bump.