Should I break up with her?
- Thread starter lurkingdirk
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hey a good fart can work in a movie theather...
He smelled it first? There was a rule......hmmmm...first one smelled it....
Ha! Nice philosophy. I think!!?!
lol, good thinking.
haha wow...it's a small world sometimes
"see you at school tomorrow", that says everything about his level of maturity, probably junior high, just like the rest of us here
No, what you do is this. Get a small box. Fart into a ziploc bag after eating cabbage and quickly seal it. Put the bag in the box. Put a bow on the box. Give the box to your girlfriend. Leave her to open it. Post on her Facebook page these words. "Now, you call me"
mans that is amazing, funny and makes me all warm, and fuzzy on the inside!
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
When men fart it is funny.
When men drink to excess, it is manly.
When men sleep around, it is manly.
When men fight, it is manly.
When men know things about politics, it is geeky. Knowledge of the Rocky films is more important.
When women fart, it is disgusting.
When women drink to excess it is an opportunity.
When women sleep around it is sluttish and wrong.
When women fight it is a turn on.
When women know about politics it is unatractive; it is better for a woman to read heat magazine and know about below Z-list celebrities- Sorry, I mean slebs.
When men drink to excess, it is manly.
When men sleep around, it is manly.
When men fight, it is manly.
When men know things about politics, it is geeky. Knowledge of the Rocky films is more important.
When women fart, it is disgusting.
When women drink to excess it is an opportunity.
When women sleep around it is sluttish and wrong.
When women fight it is a turn on.
When women know about politics it is unatractive; it is better for a woman to read heat magazine and know about below Z-list celebrities- Sorry, I mean slebs.
vodkazvictim
Why save the world, when you can rule it?
NO!
I FORBID IT!
*lays on the floor and starts screaming, banging my hands and feet up and down*
Shifty
O.G.
That's simply not true stacy! :nono:
