Shifty's big date

[lurkingdirk]

You ******, you.

 

[Tittyman5000]

:rofl2: He's been baaaad :rofl2:

 

[CunningStunts]

:1orglaugh

 

[Thomas O'Malley]

It's not completely clear to me, is Shifty sitting in front or behind? It's hard to tell with all that hair.

 

[Shifty]

Dirk, it appears that you are still smarting over my rejection of your pitiful advances.

You see, Dirk was quite upset that day. Thus, he stayed behind and had sex with his moped.

 

[lurkingdirk]

Dirk, it appears that you are still smarting over my rejection of your pitiful advances.

You see, Dirk was quite upset that day. Thus, he stayed behind and had sex with his moped.

:1orglaugh Hahaha. Sure, sure.

That moped was hot, fucker.

 

[Rane1071]

There eloping, after there familes tried to stop the wedding.

 

[PirateKing]

Looks like you guys are in for shear entertainment.

Hehehe...sheep pun.