Just got done watching the Sex Ed. episode of South Park. There is a scene where Mr. Garrison is going over different positions with the kindergardeners. Most I have no idea what they are. I know what Doggie-style and missionary are of course. But what about......Hot Carl, Dirty Sanchez, Donkey Punch. Might be others. So if anyone knows of any "Fancy named" positions and what they are, care to share?
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I think you might regret wanting to know what a dirty sanchez is...
an affectionate term, for an affectionate act. After a session of sweet loving, the male partner wipes his hand accross his backside, paying particular attention to the index finger. The finger is then wiped gently accross his female partners top lip, leaving an authentic looking mexican moustache.. Or a 'dirty sanchez'. :eek:
an affectionate term, for an affectionate act. After a session of sweet loving, the male partner wipes his hand accross his backside, paying particular attention to the index finger. The finger is then wiped gently accross his female partners top lip, leaving an authentic looking mexican moustache.. Or a 'dirty sanchez'. :eek:
DEFINITION OF A "HOT CARL"
From what Iv'e heard-
It's when you get oral while doing your business on the john.Not exactly my idea of foreplay
From what Iv'e heard-
It's when you get oral while doing your business on the john.Not exactly my idea of foreplay
Those aren't positions, they're things that you do to people...ew, lol
You don't even WANT to know what a "Cleveland Steamer" is....
kay... i'm not all that proud to know a lot of this but... the previous post is not a donkey punch... that would be a houdini. you know... magic! where did that come from... what was that on my back? if you wanna know what most of those terms mean... check out this site, but be warned... there are many more than you asked for and there are a few that will make you squirm.
http://www.nitz.net/sex.html
peace :hatsoff:
http://www.nitz.net/sex.html
peace :hatsoff:
No this is the Hoodini or the magicianGoblin said:
I always thought a dirty sanchez was when your doing a girl in the ass and then right after you make her suck your dick leavin a poop mustache on her upper lipVonRik said:
i think the sleeping dragon is funny when just as your about to cum you shove your dick in the back of a girls throat and make it come out her nose lol but i would never do that to a girl irs so disrespectful
dayum man there are some sick and disrespectful ppl out there
fuckin this is pure violence not love
whoever does this shit deserves to get there ass punked
fuckin this is pure violence not love
whoever does this shit deserves to get there ass punked
a donkey puch is when you knock her out while fuckin her in the shitter, just as you're about to blow. apparently, being knocked out makes your rectum contract and expand rapidly. i imagine this would make your orgasm pretty brilliant.
then there's the 'rodeo' or 'bucking bronco'. While doing it doggy, reach forward and grab a tit firmly. then whisper 'you're nearly as good as your sister/mother', and hang on for the ride! a variation on the rodeo is to have a few mates hide in your room and instead of whispering in her ear, yell out "YEEEHHAAAAA!!!" On hearing this cue, your mates will jump up join the yelling. I'm not sure which variation would get a rougher ride!
then there's the 'rodeo' or 'bucking bronco'. While doing it doggy, reach forward and grab a tit firmly. then whisper 'you're nearly as good as your sister/mother', and hang on for the ride! a variation on the rodeo is to have a few mates hide in your room and instead of whispering in her ear, yell out "YEEEHHAAAAA!!!" On hearing this cue, your mates will jump up join the yelling. I'm not sure which variation would get a rougher ride!
