Sell your soul to the devil

[Straight Shooter]

What would you sell your soul to the devil for?

 

[Trident1]

I wouldn't period.

 

[PirateKing]

Shit, never thought about it...

If there is a hell then I'm going to end up there regardless, but I still wouldn't sell it out of principle. Besides, there's nothing I want in life that badly.

Why? Are you the Devil posing a hypothetical? If so then I'll just PM you if I happen to think of something. Don't hold your breath though you demon.

 

[Ace Boobtoucher]

Obama did it and look where it got him. Who am I to say no to a sweetheart deal like that?

 

[Tittyman5000]

The Devil has nothing I want

 

[STDiva]

I'd sell my soul for a worry free life.

 

[darkwarrior3007]

Never. There's always a catch.

 

[YMIHERE]

I'm a white man. I have no soul.

 

[Violator79]

The only thing I'd sell my soul for, assuming there is such a thing as a soul, is just to have 5 more minutes with my mom. It's been 10 years since she died, and not a day goes by that I wouldn't give anything to talk to her one more time.

 

[Icewater Jones]

Nothing.

Now all of you know good and damn well that the devil will find some crazy unforeseen way to screw you royally and grant your wish at the same time. We're talkin' the devil here folks!

 

[busenbust]

a fuck with Teddi Barrett (bareback )

 

[STDiva]

The only thing I'd sell my soul for, assuming there is such a thing as a soul, is just to have 5 more minutes with my mom. It's been 10 years since she died, and not a day goes by that I wouldn't give anything to talk to her one more time.

Gay. Wouldn't you rather have a motorcycle or something?

 

[tiger1977]

I already have.

 

[PlasmaTwa2]

I'd like to go back to my last year in high school and not fuck up my entire life. That'd be pretty sweet.

 

[Lurch53]

I would sell my soul for rock and roll. I'm 28 now and my dreams of being a rockstar are close to being over so I would definately sell my soul to be in a successful touring metal band. Chances are if satan is real, that mofo is probably down there blarin the headbanging shit anyways. How bad is hell really? I bet you it's just a giant orgy/beer fest where all the people who wanted to live there lives go .

 

[Lurch53]

Gay. Wouldn't you rather have a motorcycle or something?

Not cool.

 

[Zolf J. Kimbly]

Gay. Wouldn't you rather have a motorcycle or something?

most awesome response of the month

so deliciously evil

you the man

 

[CunningStunts]

I don't believe in "the devil." I think we are it.

 

[dbradford8589]

Nothing worth that.

 

[PirateKing]

The only thing I'd sell my soul for, assuming there is such a thing as a soul, is just to have 5 more minutes with my mom. It's been 10 years since she died, and not a day goes by that I wouldn't give anything to talk to her one more time.

That's too stupid to be a tearjerker. Your mother would be furious with you for throwing away your soul just to see her. And for 5 minutes? Surely the devil has more pull than that.