Self-Induced Fellatio??

[WaReZnIkKi]

This query was inspired by the "Suggestions with Altoids" post. Has anyone here performed fellatio on themselves? I'm interested in learning the technique, but my pecker is too small and my gut is too big..I'm just not flexible enough. Are there any exercises I can do to make myself capable of such an act?

 

[member2686]

Oh Lord....here we go again.... :eek:

 

[Phil77]

oy vey

 

[XanderJack]

How about the exercise where you get a girl to do it for you.

 

[jdb67]

I thought about once.....Then I started to dry reitch!!!! :throwup: :rofl:

 

[Thorne]

This query was inspired by the "Suggestions with Altoids" post. Has anyone here performed fellatio on themselves? I'm interested in learning the technique, but my pecker is too small and my gut is too big..I'm just not flexible enough. Are there any exercises I can do to make myself capable of such an act?

Okay, I can't believe you just posted that. :rofl:

 

[Marie]

If you could, would you swallow your own load?

 

[jdb67]

If you could, would you swallow your own load?

hahahaha!!!! :rofl:

 

[anotherguy]

I think it was Ron Jemery on the frank skinner show.

He admitted that he could do it. Frank said something like "that must be great" and Ron said something like "well theres 2 arguments. First isI can do it when ever I like which is great. But alternativly - I've got a dick in my mouth....."

I can never remember stuff properly. I haveing trouble spelling today too.....

 

[one kwick ss]

i can lick the head, thats about it

 

[foxycougar]

If you could, would you swallow your own load?

Lmfao, gross. I don't have a penis but if I did I wouldn't attempt to perform fellatio on myself.....guys who do are probably just asking for an injury of some sort, lol.

 

[member5726]

What's next, can you lick your own butt ? LMAO :rofl: :1orglaugh

 

[member11579]

If I could, you think I would admit to it??

It probably is like tickling. People can tickle you.... but ever tried to tickle yourself? Just doesnt work. You are just sitting there, doubled over, with a cock in your mouth. Just like prison, but without the soap.

 

[JJzangel]

that would just be wrong... like XanderJack said get a girl to do it for you..

 

[member11579]

that would just be wrong... like XanderJack said get a girl to do it for you..

Sounds like an offer to me!

 

[Summer]

All i'll say is ask "the artist formly know as" prince, rib removed lol i wonder why

 

[In-4-mant]

Hmm...if you can masturbate youself, why not take it a step further. Sure, sucking your own wang is cool, but fucking yourself in the ass takes skill.

 

[member5726]

Hmm...if you can masturbate youself, why not take it a step further. Sure, sucking your own wang is cool, but fucking yourself in the ass takes skill.

LMFAO :1orglaugh :rofl:

 

[Chrism86354]

there is numerous things wrong with this thread :helpme:

 

[WaReZnIkKi]

If you could, would you swallow your own load?

Yeah, sure, why not!?