Scraping A Ripe, Juicy Bug Bite With A Hunting ***** Is Fun Like Jacking Off To Dirty Magazines

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

I know you are not supposed to scratch a bug bite but I don't have the willpower to stop. I like to scrape them, stab them, and burn them. Feels too good to stop. Looking forward to scalding them in the shower later.