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Plenty o' heifers with pleasant faces in the Texas. I lived in Austin for 2 years and bagged a few sweathogs myself. I'd flash my Gold Card from Golden Corral and wait for the stampede.
They are especially plentiful up in the Piney Woods region where xfire calls home. He shouldn't have to stray too far from his front door to find some competition for the "corn-fed and corn-fused" Midwest-variety. I surmise the cheese-enhanced Wisconsin types would not be much removed from the template that he should be used to where he currently lives. To quote Hank Jr from Texas Women....
They may be from Waco
or out in Lampasas
but one thing about it
they all have big asses
Indeed, there's lots of plumpers in the Lufkin/Nac area and I've wooed tons of them. Nothing like a thick country girl to keep you warm on a cold night.