Scardey Cat!

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
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"You talkin' to me?
You talkin' to me?
You talkin' to me?
Then who the hell else are you talkin' to?
You talkin' to me?
Well I'm the only one here.
Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?"
 
If you don't feed me right now, not only will I **** on your pillow, and claw your furniture, I'll bite your neck while you ***** tonight.
 
feed me or my next ad lib litter box will be that stash of magazines in the closet under the plastic
 
If I ever catch you petting me like that again I will claw out your throat, scratch your eyes out slowly, and make you wish you never ever rescued me from that fire! You got it!?
 
Grrrrow.
 
listen here, youre gonna give me a dish of milk everyday and let me claw on the couch. Youre also gonna let me bring other cats here so i can get some pussy(hehe clever pun). If you dont im gonna scratch your face up good while youre ********.
 
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