Saudi King Abdullah dies

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

Dino, I'm no Moon Jew. But I went ahead and called for a jihad on you.

My greatest jihad is being able to shit after drinking a gallon of milk. I call for a fatwa on my constipation.

 

[Little Red Wagon Repairman]

The Persians in my neighborhood must be planning massive house parties. Won't be able to find a bottle of Grey Goose on the shelves after they're done.

 

[Johan]

If there's something good in being a pornstar is that im not gonna be fucked by these ppl, when i die.

You don't have to be ead for tht, mant of your colleagues are getting fucked by these people when they are alive...