Satan
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Ace Boobtoucher
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Great googly moogly, you are such a fucking idiot.
It's fuckin bad fiction like the rest of religion!
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Jezusfuckingchrist! My life has improved since I dumped all fuckin religion and belief in devils! Should have fuckin done it years ago! Fuck religion!
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Jezusfuckingchrist! My life has improved since I dumped all fuckin religion and belief in devils! Should have fuckin done it years ago! Fuck religion!
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Moderators, do your job and remove this completely irrelevant message.
These things are difficult to explain to the person who has no faith.
In other words you're an atheist and that's okay.
Coming to faith is always voluntary thing.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
Religious bondage causes more war. Satanism, at least, gives you the option to run your own life by your own rules. If you go to war then it's for something more concrete. Donating to The Church giving comfort and assistance to pedophiles seems evil to me.
In my view the Christian do not necessarily need the church and priest can not stand above people since there is only one true Lord.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
Agreed. Honor the Lord but your priest is just another swinging dick at a costume party. Let's hope he doesn't swing it around the ********. About as biologically sound as Michael Jackson was and you wouldn't leave your **** with him either.
Reps to you! Fuckin correct!
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Hence why dyslexic **** are always fretful at Christmas, they are terrified that in the middle of the night, Satan is going to sneak down the chimney.
The one true lord never shows himself. Never answers fuckin prayers and is a figment of your imagination. The bible is bad fiction amended to please church fathers regarding control of the masses at that particular time. It is full of ******,**** and slavery and is certainly not inerrant. Take up a better worship of porn. At least you'll get a good fuckin orgasm instead of praying!!!!
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Some people think that if the male priest is intrested in boys then he is either gay or bi-sexual and if the gay people would not have access to the church work then this problem would decrease.
I have always thinking that Santa Claus would be a good guy, but now it seems that he is Satan's henchman. xD
Santa Claus can be a scary sight.
A big man who wears the red clothes sneaks in the yard at night.
-There are lot of stories in which Jesus appears
-It is not fault of Jesus if someone who claims to be a Christian does evil deeds
-The Pope, priest or some other church worker are not above the people
If they think that they are they are wrong
You are correct there is only one true Lord. He is called Louis Van Gaal.
(Louis Van Gaal)
I do not know what to say...in my view he's just a poor clone of the Fuhrer.
Little Red Wagon Repairman
Girls Can't Wrestle
We have heard, "The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
In reality, "The most profitable trick The Church ever pulled was convincing the world the Devil does exist."
In reality, "The most profitable trick The Church ever pulled was convincing the world the Devil does exist."
Atheist believe that Satan does not exist, but we (Christians) are confident that she is with us.
Her only worthy opponet is Jesus.
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