A liberal on Fox news serves roughly the same function as a vibrator in a solo set by a hot babe. There will intercourse which will be extremely pleasing for the other party, for the gratification of those watching from a distance. When it is all over they will be tossed aside and their contribution to the event completely forgotten.
On the flip side, MSNBC is liberal as fuck. There really isn't a true balancd news network. CNN is the closest thing, and even they are leaning more toward the liberal side.