Re: Sandee Westgate - Sandee in the science news
Journal of Internet Archaeology
State Collage, PA
August 5, 2006
**For Media Release**
An archaeological survey team from The Penisylvania State University reported significant finds in its quest for evidence of past endeavors by the world-famous model, webmistress and adult entertainer Sandee Westgate, formerly known as Sandra Westgate.
Following a luncheon at the Nifty Lion Inn, the team presented its discoveries to a panel of experts today. These items were among the artefacts exhibited to the panel:
1) a Late Stone Age image in black and white
http://img24.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=48085_SandeeBW_424lo.jpg
2) a Late Bronze Age image with semitransparent attire
http://www.covermodels.com/wallpaper.php?id=66&modelID=19
3) an Early Iron Age image with an implement of the era
http://www.covermodels.com/wallpaper.php?id=72&modelID=19
The survey team located numerous artefacts at several sites, but those items remain
in situ for recovery and analyses in the future. Furthermore, the team uncovered several tantalizing objects of both ancient and modern origins scattered about another site located at:
http://www.sandeecash.com/new-site/DailyPhoto/index.php
The team members believe this site has the potential for revealing more exciting discoveries during their sessions in the field. Field work will proceed for the duration of this year's season.
The team's field director Bulldog Drummond, Adjunct Professor of Internet Phenomena, indicated that the cultural significance of the finds justifies ongoing exploration for Miss Westgate's footprints on the web. Drummond asserted that the preliminary evidence suggests Miss Westgate worked without footwear more often in the past than in recent times. The team hopes to gather sufficient data to put this controversial theory to the test.
The survey is sponsored by a grant from Salacious Seasonings, Inc.
Contact the survey field director at: bulldogforporn_AT_myspace.com
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Sandee, I'm intrigued by this press release. I hope it's true, but you know how misleading reports like this can be, especially on the web. :dunno: I guess I'll have to wait and see how it pans out.
Heheh.