Royal wedding thread!

[busenbust]

I think they will stay together too/ a lovely couple

 

[Bearded_Menace]

Man, am I ever glad that this shit is over and done with. You knew the publicity of it was bad when it showed up on ESPN.

 

[Gape_Fan]

We're safe

# Lady Kitty Eleanor Spencer, born 28 December 1990 (1990-12-28) (age 20)

# Lady Eliza Victoria Spencer, born 10 July 1992 (1992-07-10) (age 18)

# Lady (Katya) Amelia Spencer, born 10 July 1992 (1992-07-10) (age 18)


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Spencer,_9th_Earl_Spencer

And Lady Kitty has just the right name to be a pornstar. The minx.

 

[Ulysses31]

We're sure we haven't seen the back of Pippa... Her Royal Hotness heads home

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...Pippa-Middleton-heads-home.html#ixzz1L1n2mGxb

Centre of attention: Pippa Middleton's tight white jeans will have pleased her many new-found fans, who have dedicated countless Facebook fan sites in tribute to her derriere

The smart set: Yesterday's popular maid-of-honour, 27, was joined by her mother Carole, father Michael, and brother James, 23, as they left for the family home in Bucklebury, Berkshire

 

[meesterperfect]

I saw the charles and diana wedding when I was a kid (I was an insomniac then too).

but whatever, these people shouldn't even be monarchy.
Henry VII was a usurper ......and usurper I tell you.
If only someone had taken up old Richard on his offer......His Kingdom for a horse was a pretty good deal.

 

[lurkingdirk]

 

[lurkingdirk]

The most bizarre Royal Wedding merchandise:

http://www.oddee.com/item_97703.aspx

 

[TheOrangeCat]

It's a real shame that Pippa (a naughty, naughty name is ever there was one), the Maid of Honor, has no ass whatsoever, as it has quite ruined a number of elaborate, themed masturbation fantasies involving her, that slinky, sexy-as-all-fuck dress, a prayer cushion from the Abbey and an empty bottle of champagne.

 

[Ulysses31]

Hitler Plans To Attend The Royal Wedding

 

[lurkingdirk]

 

[Legzman]

Not uncommon for the aristocracy to be inbred, that's how they ensure their vast wealth and mansions stay in the family. Wills and Kate are just keeping the tradition alive. That's why it would have been unfathomable for Diana to marry Dodi Al Fayed leaving the future king of England having a muslim step-father, not saying the royals orchestrated their deaths but it certainly worked in their favour.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/a...te-Middleton-related-thanks-Tudor-tyrant.html

could also explain why they all look retarded...

 

[vodkazvictim]

It's a real shame that Pippa (a naughty, naughty name is ever there was one), the Maid of Honor, has no ass whatsoever, as it has quite ruined a number of elaborate, themed masturbation fantasies involving her, that slinky, sexy-as-all-fuck dress, a prayer cushion from the Abbey and an empty bottle of champagne.

Do you know what pippa means in Greek?

 

[lurkingdirk]

 

[P0rsch391]

This wedding is so dangerous. If a group of terrorist tried to or planned an attack on this gathering were lot of High officials are attending, and the plan get successful, there will be chaos in the whole world

 

[Ulysses31]

This wedding is so dangerous. If a group of terrorist tried to or planned an attack on this gathering were lot of High officials are attending, and the plan get successful, there will be chaos in the whole world

It was mainly obsolete European royalty along with aristocrats born into wealth and power. Although I don't wish anyone any harm they would be no great loss to the common working man. I'd be more concerned about terrorists targetting the huge crowds outside, the royals had more than enough security. Guess they learnt their lesson with Lord Mountbatten.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

Do you know what pippa means in Greek?

Please enlighten me, Mr Soon-To-Star-In-His-Own-Version-Of-My-Big-Fat-Greek-Wedding :hatsoff:

I'm hoping it means something along the lines of 'likes is hard from behind'.

 

[TheOrangeCat]

This wedding is so dangerous. If a group of terrorist tried to or planned an attack on this gathering were lot of High officials are attending, and the plan get successful, there will be chaos in the whole world

I think the fact that despite such a massive surface area of opportunity for attack was easily available, that not one incident of a terrorist nature took place exposes just how small, disorganized and without resource these bastards really are.

 

[Johan]

Right now, Will is royaly shredding Kate's ass :nannerf2:

 

[TheOrangeCat]

His fingering is terrible (sorry Kate):eek:

And a seven string? No way he has the chops for that :1orglaugh

 

[Ulysses31]

Right now, Will is royaly shredding Kate's ass :nannerf2:

....whilst thinking about her sister Pippa