Rooney caught again with hookers

Your imagination is way too limited. I just pictured a bukkake gang bang in a bus with Mickey Rooney and Ernest Borgnine.

It was so-so.

The American Bandstand theme had better been playing in the background.
 
The ho has been disowned by her parents and has been locked out of the family home guess mum and dad didn't knoW about her night time activites
 

Kingfisher

Here Zombie, Zombie, Zombie...
That's a 1K hooker? I think I could find better for that much money.
 
HOW THE FUCK does Rooney manage to get attractive girls to go to bed with him??

The guy's a fucking horror show, yet it seems girls are ready to jump in the sack as soon as look at him.

I don't understand the female of the species one little bit... :rolleyes::dunno:

I think he earns something like £20 million a year. :eeew:

I hope answers your question. :elaugh:
 
Best quote over this, has to go to Comedian Frankie Boyle.
In his 'Sun' column he said 'everyone is calling Wayne Rooney for his sexual deviances, when actually it should be Coleen.. after all, it's her who's been sleeping with a monkey all this time'



:1orglaugh
 

om3ga

It's good to be the king...
Couple of Rooney chants off the 'net...

Who's that shagging in the Lowry ?
Who's that with a dirty brass ?
It's Wayne Rooney and his ho
Giving every hole a go
Cos Colleen wouldn't take it up the ass




Who's that slapper in the Lowry.
Who's that dirty f****** whore.
It's a thousand pound a pop
And she said he was a flop
And he wont be shagging Colleen Anymore
 
he is back in the country at the match at home against spurs . nani LOL . after ransom the club the tune of fuck knows £xxxx a week lol she has a boob job they get re married in dubai staying at a 7 star hotel the madness of it all
 
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