Romney: Cleaning after Sandy is as bad as cleaning my room

StanScratch

My Penis Is Dancing!
I seriously, seriously, seriously hope the guy did not actually say this.

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You see folks, I understand what they are going through over there in the hurricane ravaged states, and especially the coastline. When I was a *****, there were some days when the maid had to call out sick and my ****** would require me to walk into my bedroom, look around, and begin to clean up the mess that laid before me. It was overwhelming, it was terrible in fact, but I rolled up my sleeves and began to pick it all up and put it back together piece by piece. One time I even picked up an entire bucket of Lincoln Logs that had been strewn all over the floor, much like what we’re seeing on the Jersey Shore, however eventually I was able to get all the pieces back into the bucket and move on to the next task at hand. There were toy cars overturned, and even a piece of cake slowly going stale under my bed where a trail of ants seemed to fancy calling home. Folks, it’s not about how difficult a task is, it’s about getting in there and doing what needs to be done. With me as your president, I’ll make sure we get in there, roll up our sleeves, and get that cake out from under the bed before *** knows it was there in the first place. (pause for laughter) You see, we’re a nation of builders, and we’ll build this nation up and rebuild that coastline.


If he in fact did say this, the guy is so remarkably out of touch, it is pathetic.
 

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