Robert James Ritchie will be the next U.S. senator from Michigan

[Jack Davenport]

Barring a complete implosion or some scandal involving groupies.

Fuck it! He'll win anyway.

You heard it here first

If he runs, he'll crush Debbie Stabenow

http://www.npr.org/2017/07/14/537216425/-not-a-hoax-claims-***-rock-about-michigan-senate-bid

 

[sean miguel]

:sing: cowboy, baby.

 

[Jack Davenport]

:sing: cowboy, baby.

Best version ever.