RJS13 Foodie Thread

[RJS13]

I will be posting recipes on this thread, once a week. I'll even post some pix. Here we can talk about "YOUR" favorite recipes instead of some else's same shit over and over!! POst EM up people!!


*If you add oil to your pasta water please do not respond to this thread* BECAUSE YOU CAN'T FUCKING COOK!!!!

 

[Jack Davenport]

*lol*

 

[FOUser#4510856320198a]

Too bad I don't cook, 'cause that's shits funny. 'cause somebody told me to do that shit when I was young, and fuck if I don't on the very rare occasion that I boil pasta. I make one basmati rice dish that my girlfriend loves, from a 3rd date or something. I have to Google for the fuckin recipe every time she asks for it again. And I think I remember a Chris Rock routine about if they're always asking for "that dish you make so well", it's because you don't cook for shit, that's the one thing they can stand. Yeah so anyway.

 

[FreeOnes_Adam]

Maci Winslett has a recipe for you. Apparently it involves 2 kitchen utensils.





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Never will I look at my mashed potatoes the same again.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Well if it is going to be THAT kind of a party, then I am going to stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!

 

[acenipplelicker]

Maci Winslett has a recipe for you. Apparently it involves 2 kitchen utensils.

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Never will I look at my mashed potatoes the same again.

will those utensels dipped in oil add flavor to mashed potatoes

 

[acenipplelicker]

I think Sabrina Deep wants to merge her thread
"How to find out if your sperm taste good "
with this one - where is adam

it involves that vile weed- artichoke

 

[FOUser#4510856320198a]

Maci Winslett has a recipe for you. Apparently it involves 2 kitchen utensils.

Never will I look at my mashed potatoes the same again.

Tip of the cap - that first pic, well done.

I think sabrina deep wants to merge her thread
"How to find out if your sperm taste good "
with this one - where is adam

it involves that vile weed- artichoke

^^^ This is actually kind of funny.

I've been told by my girl that what I eat affects what she tastes after I blow a load in her mouth. It's about what you'd expect, too - except that more fruit and vegetables, while great for your swimmers and all that shit, make the girls gag on spunk-funk.

Alright, this thread has taken a decidedly fetishistic and weird turn, and for that I apologize, RJS13. So carry on with your Paula Deen shit, or whatever. I'll just be moving my oily water boilin' ass motherfuckin' self on down the road, then.

Just breaking your balls, man.

 

[FOUser#4510856320198a]

I feel this morphing into a "cumming on food" thread. Who's with me?

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I kid.

 

[Supafly]

I think I will cook some schnitzels today

 

[BCT]

Maci Winslett has a recipe for you. Apparently it involves 2 kitchen utensils.

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Never will I look at my mashed potatoes the same again.

Is she making a Portuguese Breakfast?

 

[wolverine83]

How about a nice old cock sandwich?

 

[RJS13]

How about a nice old cock sandwich?

Ill google it and see what I can find for ya. I'm always willing to help.

 

[xfire]

I think I will cook some schnitzels today.

I think you will appreciate this-

 

[RJS13]

I think you will appreciate this-

Damn that looks good. Chef salad here tonight. Not to thrilled with it.

 

[xfire]

Damn that looks good. Chef salad here tonight. Not to thrilled with it.

There's a country store about five miles down the road from me that does some of the best cheeseburgers you could imagine, thinking that might be what's for dinner tonight because I'm too lazy to drive any further than that and my grocery cabinets and fridge are about empty.

 

[Jack Davenport]

Countey fried steak is like the best food ever.

Greatest food thread ever!

 

[bobjustbob]

Chicken and rice bake. Cream of mush soup with water and spices into the copper square pan. Brown some chicken thighs only skin side down with some chopped onions and bell pepper softened. Mix vegs into rice and top with chicken skin side up. Cover and bake 375 for 45 minutes. Dinner and a lunch cooking while I watch Frosty the Snowman.

 

[RJS13]

Chicken and rice bake. Cream of mush soup with water and spices into the copper square pan. Brown some chicken thighs only skin side down with some chopped onions and bell pepper softened. Mix vegs into rice and top with chicken skin side up. Cover and bake 375 for 45 minutes. Dinner and a lunch cooking while I watch Frosty the Snowman.

Sounds fucking good

 

[BCT]

I had Chinese takeout tonight. Sweet and Sour Shrimp and a side of Egg Rolls. Yum.