Ridiculous Porn Names

Darn! I hoped I would see ALOT of funny names, and Lungzyn already won! Shall we find a good no. 2? :D

A little note: Ive seen alot of porn name that is a "misspell" of famous names (like Letha Weapons ) I just cant think of any right now...
 
Megan Foxx is another unoriginal name I think she is listed as Alicia Foxx on this site.
 
Annie Ample - so genteel it's barely even suggestive
LaQueefa - um hot? NOT
Fuck Stick - makes even less sense when it's a girl!
Craven Morehead - took me years to realise it was a joke name
Lindsay Hohan - not bad just dumb


Megan Foxx is another unoriginal name I think she is listed as Alicia Foxx on this site.

I don't mind the name, it's just that she's one of my favourites and it's hard to search for her! Keep getting some Hollywood tart :D
 
My favourite ridiculous porn name just happens to be Reginald von Chicken Lover, LXIX! dat the name i uzed in sum undagroun shizznay back in da 40's! i juz sayinz!
 
The ABSOLUTE WORST offender is a name that dominates mostly black pornstars: Ms./Miss/Mz.

Mz Foxxx
Mz Buttaworth
Mz Booty
Mz Twilight
Mz Caution
Ms Cleo
Kandy Kash AKA Ms Jess
Ms Skyy
Cheyanne Rivers AKA Ms Laura
Ms Titty
Ms James
Red Heaven AKA Ms Pason
Ms Friday
Ms Panther
Ms Goddess
Ms Convinced
Ms Shy Love
Mz Berlin
Mz Pandora
Mz Jin
Mz Jay
Miss Deja AKA Ms Deja
Candi Dreamz AKA Miss Kandie
Faren Williams AKA Miss Faren Heights
Miss Kitty
Lil' Ms Kitty
Meriesa Arroyo AKA Miss Arroyo
Miss Platinum AKA Ms Platinum
Miss Suckable
Ms Juicy
Miss Vixen
Miss Pomodoro
Meadow AKA Miss Meadow
Miss Lady
Ms Simone
Miss Cat
Miss Swiss
Ms Karmella Kreme
Hell Kitten AKA Miss Conduct
Miss Raquel
Miss Taylor Juggs
Ms Juggs
Miss Brazil
Miss Dixie
Miss Muffin
Miss Scarlett
Miss Cortez
Miss Blaze
Miss Blondie
Miss Bee
Miss Chelsea
Cherry Dee AKA Miss Dee
Miss Genocide
Mz Lotta Titties (Worst usage)
Miss Mew
Miss Missy
Ms Swallows
Ms Virgo
Miss Alicia X
Ms Tila
Tia Cherry AKA Miss Tia
Miss Roxxx
Miss Mary
Miss Piss
Miss Nono
Luana Lani AKA Miss Luana
Tinker Belle AKA Miss Belle
Miss Rabbit
Miss Hybrid (Best usage)
Miss Marley
Christina Goins AKA Miss Perfect
Sharon Mitchell AKA Miss Sharon Mitchell
 
My old college roommate went by the name General Dewey Dong back in the 60's in some underground Scandinavian bookmobile porn! That was a pretty ridiculous name! He shot exclusively with his wife, who dressed in a yellow jacket costume and performed under the name Bumbly Wumbly! They catered to the then popular apiculture fetishes!

Bumbly Wumbly indeed!
 
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