Religious Question

Religious Question

  • God

    Votes: 10 55.6%
  • the Devil

    Votes: 8 44.4%

  • Total voters
    18
I took the post and your comment about Peter being gay as just a quick witted reply 4G63. I think that this thread was being peered into just a little too much. Of course I don't believe in either being, so I was not offended in any way by this thread. Hope a few people don't turn this into something bigger than it has to be.:2 cents:
 
God because he screws us everyday.....floods,earthquakes,tornado's,etc.Not only that but the devils a woman! As aren't women always the one making us men do evil (think about it).
 
Not at all what I thought this thread would be about - lol
You know what they say about the greatest trick the Devil ever did was to make the world believe that he doesn't exist.
 
That's funny......I had some rep when I posted here yesterday, when I came back today it's all gone.

Just a coincidence it was after I posted that gay people aren't evil?

I actually find that to be pretty hilarious......some posters are so offended by my comments on gays that I get negative rep?

Too funny! And too sad for those here that are so offended by gays......hope your lifes take a turn for the better soon!

Cheers! :glugglug:
 
4G63 said:
No room for tongue-in-cheek humor anymore huh? It's a question about God's dick?!? And a silly reply.

Damn, I thought it was humorous. It you thought that was flamming then this board is way to stuffy for a porn board.

Jeez. Fine.
To Peter, it was just an off the cuff reply to a question that was never intended to be anything but a laugh.

Holy shit dude, you took some heat but no worries from me. My reply was off the cuff as well. I think when I read your post it was after reading about 9 consecutive time-wasters and I was wondering if it was ever gonna stop.

You damn homophobe. JUST KIDDING! Geez. :glugglug:
 
JiDoKwan said:
Not at all what I thought this thread would be about - lol
You know what they say about the greatest trick the Devil ever did was to make the world believe that he doesn't exist.

Early Religion 101

Once upon a time, when Canaanites and Hebrews were still the same F-ckiing people! There was a horned rain and thunder god named Baal-El. He was worshipped in the canaanite Pantheon not as the chief god, but as the most powerful one - (El was the chief god - well.... kind of like what Kronos was to Zeus anyway - hmmm wonder where the greeks got that idea?) Anyway El eventually became Elohim and Baal became Beelzebub as a result. But in the old days, niether El, nor Baal where particularly good or evil - mankind assigned new names to them when the hill-folk who eventually became israelites and judahites (yeah there was a big difference btw - israelites still worshiped pagan gods while judahites didn't) suddenly attached elohim and beelzebub with their god vs. evil stigma. However, in the south of ancient canaan - the judahites called god ywvh and it took some time for ywvh and elohim to be incorporated into one universal diety...yeah thats right ITS GOD!!!!!! YEAAAAH! Then all there was left was baal. Baal-El -/Beelzebub - the creation of god was eventually name Lucifer, the devil, the morning star - you name it! How can this be true???? :confused:

ANGELS 101

Did you ever wonder why the names of the seraphim and most lower orders of angels and the name EL in them - Danyel Mikael, Gabriel, Raphael, Azrael, etc.... Because way back in the day - all polytheistic minor deities had the name El attached to them. Baal-El was a major diety but still had this stigma attached as he was baal's 1st born!!!!

Soooo in a cosmically stupid contradictary tradition - those who tried to encase infinity into a book - inadvertantly rationalized that...

GODS 1st BORN WAS THE DEVIL - Necessitating the advent of christianity so that we can get our "story" straight and sleep better at night!

Now doesn't that just blow your freakin head off!!!!!!!

To answer the question posed in this thread - While the devil - according to the bible anyway was once upon a time the god of fvck....somebody had to be his daddy!!!

:angels: Seraph:thumbsup:
 
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