Religion

Let's see. It taught everythingis is a fuckin sin. We were beat for it 7 and 8 year olds. Any type of sex with another was a grave sin. YOU have to be pure o get into heaven, othetrwise you'll burn forever!
The nuns are dead, the churchis dead,How do I escape such brutal brainwashing?
 

Jagger69

Three lullabies in an ancient tongue
A recurring theme here for you. You seem to be incessantly tortured by this.

Think of it this way....your Catholic upbringing continues to rule you as long as you let it weigh upon your conscience to such a degree. Don't harbor such anger against it. The anger controls you. It would do you well to realize that the opposite of love isn't hate....it's indifference. The day you cease to be concerned with it is the day you will be free of it.

Just let it go, Nester. That's my :2 cents:
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Just remember, Jesus loves you.


































Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
 
Just remember, Jesus loves you.

Everyone else thinks you're an asshole.

When we were at uni everyone in my house treated ourselves to a shocktees purchase, and one of my mates bought this :

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Jesus doesn't love me after hert felt prayers for my family,,,,all deceased at a young age Sone caring fuckin god
 

xfire

New Twitter/X @cxffreeman
Getting mad at God makes as much sense as getting mad at Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy. Sometimes life sucks, deal with it and move on.
 

bobjustbob

Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
I lived in a nice neighborhood before the Presbyterians started moving in.
 
Nester, I was also raised Catholic and also sometimes feel some sort of guilt/shame for my ways. That being said, I have been moving away from that by looking at things like this:

1) Hell is for bad people with cruel hearts. Watching porn doesn't make you bad or cruel; it just makes you a normal guy in 2014.

2) If watching porn does make us bad, we'd have to be pretty low on God's list of bad people. When you consider all of the murderers, thieves, rapists, child molesters, racists and crooked authority figures out there, porn watchers seem pretty decent by comparison. After all, all we are doing is enjoying the human sexuality that we naturally have.

3) The Catholic religion, in my experience, doesn't seem to approve of anything remotely resembling fun. When I was a kid, the Catholic church wasn't fond of Pokemon, and instead we were told to watch Veggie Tales and play some knockoff Christian card game. Now as adults, we are told that most of the entertainment out there is "morally objectionable." God gave us brains. We can decide for ourselves what is morally right for us.

4) Did God ever tell you not to do it?
 

Mayhem

Banned
Getting mad at God makes as much sense as getting mad at Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy. Sometimes life sucks, deal with it and move on.

Well, it's not that I'm mad at the Easter Bunny as much as he irritates me and needs to keep his distance.

The Tooth Fairy, on the other hand.....ok, that shit's personal. And it's going to stay personal until i get an apology. And yes motherfucker, here I do go again. You weren't there. You didn't see it. You just keep gettin' on, giving the Tooth Fairy the benefit of the doubt. I saw it go down. I Saw It All Go Down!
 

bobjustbob

Proud member of FreeOnes Hall Of Fame. Retired to
I'm getting it now. If God exists then no one would ever die.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
3) The Catholic religion, in my experience, doesn't seem to approve of anything remotely resembling fun. When I was a kid, the Catholic church wasn't fond of Pokemon, and instead we were told to watch Veggie Tales and play some knockoff Christian card game. Now as adults, we are told that most of the entertainment out there is "morally objectionable." God gave us brains. We can decide for ourselves what is morally right for us.

I don't know about pokemon but when I was first discharged from the Corps about a million years ago, one of my favorite drinking buddies was a priest and he loved to interject fun and laughter into his teachings. Look up the Laughing Saint and you'll see it's not all doom and gloom.

As always, Jesus loves you.










Everyone else thinks you're a dick.
 

Ace Boobtoucher

Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
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zeeblofowl_1969 is the greatest curse ever to afflict mankind.
 
Fuckin Religion Sucks

Beliefs in gods and devils are all feel good fantasies. More people died over religions than all world wars combined. Fuckin religion thrives on guilt and crushing one's self esteem. Live by the golden rule and to fuck with all other religious practices.
 
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