Real Doll

I don't think they're very good with even simple conversation, and forget about holding open doors for them at restaurants, you have to carry them in believe it or not. Then you have to order for them, because it's apparent they don't speak the language, just squeek when you position them around in the seat.

They also tend to dribble. :jester:
 
if someone has that much money to spend for just a doll, he'd spend it for real girls.. and i'm not talking about prostitutes..
btw, who buys those then?.. maybe prisoners..
 

Torre82

Moderator \ Jannie
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On a sidenote: Read the webcomic sexy losers. Sex doll gets abused.. naturally. :shrug: A fairy takes pity on the doll and brings it to life, telling her she's free! Go! Live happily!

Doll hangs herself, fairy groans in disgust.


But seriously, if I was a major geek.. case in point '40 year old virgin' style.. hell yes. 5000 is cheap compared to the amount you spend on an actual girl over any real amount of time. Running damage control on a girl's feelings doesnt have a pricetag, but it COSTS.. ya know what I mean?
 
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squallumz

knows petras secret: she farted.
wow. id totally try it. but for 5 grand, there's no way id waste that much money on that. they look pretty realistic but not quite enough for me. still has that 80's mannequin thing going on. id say 500 is a more plausible cost if you really had to spend money on it.
 
One look in Jenny's eyes and I was in love ! Mind you, what if you were engaging in wild passionate sex with your fav. latex lover and one of her eyes popped out
 
dude I do it once to try and you all know you would but that kind of money is better spent for me on a gibson or prs guitar!!!! or one hell of a nite at the bunny ranch
 
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