Rate these tits: Heather Vandeven Edition

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Slightly worse than average. I'd give her a 2.5, but that's not an option so I'll give her a 3 since the rest of the package is pretty nice. I don't have a problem with fake tits, but they should look real. Hers are very obviously fake, so they don't rate very high on my scale. I'm not too big on her nipples either.
 
She has a sweet hourglass. Her breasts? Not so much.
 
1 I'm no fan of fake tits, but some actually manage to look feminine. Hers look like two grapefruit halves slapped onto her chest. I'd much prefer no boobs at at than ugly fake ones.
 
Three at best, for me. Nice shape, and the slope is good, but the size is a bit small and her nipples look like chocolate chips. Not my bag, but cheers to you all who dig on her!
 
woo hoo. Love 'em. Gotta give them a 5!
 
I voted 5 but now that I think of it I should have voted a 4 instead. Fuck it!. What's done is done.

I am more of a cum-on-her-face kind of person, but I would cum on Heather's tits anytime.
 

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Every time I see this chick I pause and think to myself, "She's HOT" and when I come to find out that it's Heather, I think to myself, why is it that I don't I recognize this woman like I do other women ? I've seen 10 - 20 or her sets, yet I can't make the distinction. Is she a constant work in progress ?
:helpme: !! :dunno:

As far her boobies go, they sure beat "cone tits" that's for certain ! I'll give em knockers a 4 on appearance and perhaps higher if I could get may hands on them for ..... an hour :o


OK ... OK .... A half hour ! :hammer: :sex:
 

LukeEl

I am a failure to the Korean side of my family
For fake tits I give them a 4.5, where are her areolla's though?
 
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