Rate these Tits: Audrey Bitoni Edition

Rate her tits

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IloveErinAvery

IloveErinAvery

Todays girls is Audrey Bitoni. Rate her tits in the poll.

Scale:

*= Awful, Bad, Poorly Done (if they are fake), or just flat out disgusting.
**= Decent, and not the best tits you have seen.
*** = OK or alright.
**** = Nice and look great
******= Best you have ever seen and if you had any dream girl you would want these on her.
 
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D-rock

I just don't get it. How can anybody actually like her breast is beyond me. There are some decent boob jobs out there. Hers is definitely not one of them. I long for the day when this board goes back to thinking like normal guys instead of the porno crowd. If it was possible to give her negative stars she would deserve it.

Bitoni not only has horrible implants I would go as far as to say she has THE WORST breast of any well known major pornstar that's active today. They aren't shaped right. Even her earlier less terrible boob job wasn't even shaped right. They are too big. They look as artificial as hell. (as does her whole body now) They don't move right. Finally if that all wasn't already enough she has terrible permanent scarring you can see a mile away. It has forced her to go through considerable effort just to try and hide it. It goes beyond bad. It would be like some model getting strong acid splashed on her face and people saying, "Well if half her face wasn't melted away she would look great". I can only wonder if her surgeon decided to operate with a chain saw instead of a scalpel.

Out of all the major pornstars out there today Audrey Bitioni is the one that sticks out almost greater than anybody else that has been fucked up very badly by cosmetic surgery. She's exhibit A for it. It's a good cationary tale of why they should be smart with it and not get things done that are really uneeded. At one time she was an attractive, youthful looking girl, if with a below average boob job. That's gone now. I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of what she's done will be with her most if not all of her life. I hope the money she makes is worth it to make her look like a stiff plastic doll. I don't know maybe it helped with strange people that spend big money on escorts and like that sort of thing. I know one thing. Whoever gives her advice or handles her career is a total and complete idiot and douche bag and shouldn't be allowed to decide anything for anybody in the industry. Anybody in the industry that listens to that person is an even bigger fool.
 
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BlueBalls

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D-rock said:
I just don't get it. How can anybody actually like her breast is beyond me. There are some decent boob jobs out there. Hers is definitely not one of them. I long for the day when this board goes back to thinking like normal guys instead of the porno crowd. If it was possible to give her negative stars she would deserve it.

Bitoni not only has horrible implants I would go as far as to say she has THE WORST breast of any well known major pornstar that's active today. They aren't shaped right. Even her earlier less terrible boob job wasn't even shaped right. They are too big. They look as artificial as hell. (as does her whole body now) They don't move right. Finally if that all wasn't already enough she has terrible permanent scarring you can see a mile away. It has forced her to go through considerable effort just to try and hide it. It goes beyond bad. It would be like some model getting strong acid splashed on her face and people saying, "Well if half her face wasn't melted away she would look great". I can only wonder if her surgeon decided to operate with a chain saw instead of a scalpel.

Out of all the major pornstars out there Audrey Bitioni is the one that sticks out almost greater than anybody else that has been fucked up very badly by cosmetic surgery. She's exhibit A for it. At one time she was an attractive, youthful looking girl, if with a below average boob job. That's gone now. I wouldn't be surprised if a lot of what she's done will be with her most if not all of her life. I hope the money she makes is worth it to make her look like stiff plastic doll. I don't know maybe it helped with strange people that spend big money on escorts and like that sort of thing. I know one thing. Whoever gives her advice or handles her career is a total and complete idiot and douche bag and shouldn't be allowed to decide anything for anybody in the industry. Anybody in the industry that listens to it is an even bigger idiot.
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That basically sums up my thoughts :thumbsup:
 
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