Rapture / Apocalypse / Judgement day

[~~whimsy~~]

Yup.

 

[squallumz]

That's enough for me not to trust anyone who speaks of a specific date for a supposed apocalypse, zombie or otherwise.

thats what im saying. i dont know who this camping guy is but its totally against scripture to blurt out some prophetic blabber.

what a crock! there is no more prophets, and no one, and i mean NO ONE knows the date of Christ's second coming.

 

[raven_azrael]

maybe he got confused and is may 2012... next year will be an eclipse that is the one the bible refers in Revelations while saying the moon will turn into blood or something like that.. anyway, this guys have claimed to fame for talking silly on the media.. so why can´t we come up with something that came us more famous...

 

[Shifty]

I'm up early today as I need to get a few things done before the world ends.

:tinhat:

 

[StanScratch]

Mother fuck.
I'd skipped work last night - I mean, it's the fucking end of the world, right? And I decided "Why not walk to Cincinnati to see the Reds take on the Indians?" I mean...it's the end of the world, right...might as well rightfully enjoy it by taking in a baseball game at Great American Ballpark, pants around my ankles - maybe even give Brandon Phillips a big wet one Morganna style.
Well, mother fucking son of a bitch...I get to Cincinnati and the fucking game is in fucking Cleveland. Cleveland! How the mother fuck am I supposed to get to fucking Cleveland in less than *checks watch* in less than 10 hours! Fuck! The is the second worst Day of Apocalypse EVER!

(The worst came on the day Terminator deemed Judgement Day. I kinda fooled around with my DVR to get on the good side of our robotic overlords. You know. "Fooled around". Catch my drift. Well, since then, my DVR has been giving me the evil eye...and I am pretty sure my VCR is jealous. This fucking world had better end soon - it is getting real awkward in the Scratch household.

 

[Shifty]

Should I bother washing my car? :dunno:

 

[JacknCoke]

I really didn't want to pay back my school loans damnit! Very very disappointed. eat shit and die Harold Camping!

 

[Ulysses31]

Just had a sudden horrible gut feeling that something may well happen at 6pm, and I've done jack shit with my life. Might go for a run and lose a bit of weight, could help me dodge the fireballs



Meet the family who truly believe it is their last moment on Earth... but, so far, nothing's happened on the 'day of rapture'

# Saturday 6PM local time wherever you live is the last day on earth, claims evangelical Christian
# Auckland, New Zealand, the first major city expected to suffer earthquakes, reports business as usual and there are no problems in Beijing, China
# Harold Camping, 89, wrongly predicted 'the rapture' date once before in 1994
# Atheists to hold parties to celebrate 'inevitable embarrassment'
# Christian author calls Camping's prediction 'flat-out wrong'
# Mayor Bloomberg says he'll suspend 'alternate side parking'

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...g-predicts-huge-earthquake.html#ixzz1MzhWnNBw

Doomed: The Haddad family (L-R Abby Haddad Carson, Joseph Carson-Haddad, Robert Carson, Faith and Grace Haddad and dog Hunter) are expecting the world to end on Saturday, but say their children won't go to heaven

Save the date: Camping and his various radio stations have spent millions of dollars on advertising the apocalypse on billboards such as this one in Los Angeles

Not keeping it under his hat: This New Yorker hands out leaflets warning of the coming apocalypse while, right, Julie Baker advertises her beliefs on a T-shirt in the same city

THROW OPEN ALL GRAVES: THE SCHEDULE FOR TOMORROW?

'On May 21, 2011 two events will occur. These events could not be more opposite in nature, the one more wonderful than can be imagined; the other more horrific than can be imagined.

'A great earthquake will occur the Bible describes it as "such as was not since men were upon the earth, so mighty an earthquake, and so great." This earthquake will be so powerful it will throw open all graves. The remains of the all the believers who have ever lived will be instantly transformed into glorified spiritual bodies to be forever with God.

'On the other hand the bodies of all unsaved people will be thrown out upon the ground to be shamed.

'The inhabitants who survive this terrible earthquake will exist in a world of horror and chaos beyond description. Each day people will die until October 21, 2011 when God will completely destroy this earth and its surviving inhabitants.'

Source: Family Radio website

'THEY THINK IT'S ALL OVER...': SOME FAILED DOOMSDAY PREDICTIONS

While it is an accepted fact that our planet will one day be consumed by the Sun, modern science has calculated that that will not happened for several billion years.

But that hasn't stopped mankind repeatedly predicting that the world is about to end. In fact, doomsday prophecies have been made ever since we started using calendars, with flood, famine, incoming asteroids and nuclear wars among the favoured causes of annihilation.

Biblical scholars point out that in the Book of Matthew, Jesus himself implies that the world will end within the lifetime of his contemporaries, while a host of scholars made similar predictions in the first millennium.

The craze appears to have reached a peak in Europe in the Middle Ages. In 1500, Protestant reformer Martin Luther proclaimed that 'the kingdom of abominations shall be overthrown' within 300 years.

Others to get in on the act included Christopher Columbus (1656), mathematician John Napier (1688) and astrologer Sir Isaac Newton (1948).

More recently, the fad for making Doomsday predictions has become popular amongst Christian groups in the U.S. According to website Armageddononline, prophecy teacher Doug Clark announced in 1976 that President Jimmy Carter would be 'the president who will meet Mr. 666 - soon',

And about 50 members of a group called the Assembly of Yahweh gathered at Coney Island, New York, in white robes, awaiting their 'rapture' from a world about to be destroyed on May 25, 1981.

'A small crowd of onlookers watched and waited for something to happen. The members chanted prayers to the beat of bongo drums until sunset. The end did not come,' the website notes.

The year 2000 was also expected to usher in an apocalypse of sorts, with aeroplanes falling from the sky and computer systems crashing. The planet survived.

In the days leading up to September 9, 2009, fans of Armageddon insisted that the world would end - 9/9/9 being the emergency services phone number in the UK and also the number of the Devil - albeit upside down. Surprisingly there wasn't the same hyperbole on June 6, 2006.

But if the world does manage to get through today unscathed, believers won't have to wait too long before another popular Doomsday prediction date looms.

The Maya civilisation of South America was for several centuries one of the most advanced in the world. Along with their architectural achievements, the Mayans left us with calendars that, some argue, predict the end of the world on December 21, 2012.

 

[Shifty]

I was outside just now and heard a loud roar!

Turns out it was just a lawn mower. :dunno:

 

[reputator]

So now we're waiting in Germany there's only 68minutes left hehe

 

[LukeEl]

Harold Camping looks like the evil from Poltergeist 2.

You know what's funny, is that they never say what time tomorrow. I'd like to know. I have some errands to take care of and feel like getting lunch.

I was just about to fucking come up with that comparison, and the sad thing is that Tangina and that Native American dude from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest aren't going to stop him this time.

 

[PirateKing]

I was just about to fucking come up with that comparison, and the sad thing is that Tangina and that Native American dude from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's nest aren't going to stop him this time.

I'm pretty sure these guys are still around

 

[STDiva]

What a nice day today. I'd hate for it to be ruined by rain...or the apocolypse.

 

[The Yak]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LXuNpF6NVg

 

[Justanothergirl]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LXuNpF6NVg

Nice....!

 

[2012i]

the dumbest shit i ever heard

 

[Jon S.]

I'm just wondering if this fuck nut might not have a mass suicide plan up his sleeve. I mean, he IS 89, he WAS wrong before, AND he won't be getting many more chances.....sooooo, yeah! Just hoping this PREDATOR doesn't go that route! Just like any other predator, he preys on the weak and weak minded people who already have many things wrong with them....just look at his followers. In a way, the followers are really victims in a way.

 

[Justanothergirl]

I wonder if him / they will be interviewed later today...or, LOL, tomorrow?

 

[Marlo Manson]

I just wanted to say goodbye FUCKERS!!! I have had a ball with you all in the couple of years that I've been here, I didn't even get to wear my FO's T-Shirt Dammit!!!! Oh my god the SKY is beginning to FALL!! :surprise::eek:

3 MINUTES AND COUNTING!! :elaugh:

 

[STDiva]

6:00pm. Were safe!!