Rapture / Apocalypse / Judgement day

[STDiva]

It's all fuckin bullshit. I'll be on Freeones when I'm not fucking just like any other day.

Are you saying you spend all your time either, fucking or on freeones?

 

[PirateKing]

Holy shit, guess what song I was just listening to a minute ago before this thread was bumped?



It must be a sign.

 

[Petra]

We have a billboard on the way into the city proclaiming "05-21-2011 is Judgment Day!"
which has flames on it and blah blah blah...

When Saturday comes and goes and NOTHING happens, I think these fuckers should get charged with terrorism and be made to issue a formal apology.

This is about the 234th "End of the world" since I was born.


I mean, come on! How can global warming wipe us all out if judgment day does it first???

The very least the parents that have their kids pulled out of school to do their tour and hand out flyers should be charged with child abuse. I really don't give a damn about what the parents do...but they're ruining the lives of their kids.

 

[Boldy]

Shall I shutdown the servers already ? Or wait for a couple of days ?

lmk ...

 

[Dman25]

Maybe I'll book a flight to Australia//

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1387903/John-Miller-Mary-Suzanne-Luck-claim-Jesus-Mary-Magdalene.html?ito=feeds-newsxml

 

[CunningStunts]

Holy shit, guess what song I was just listening to a minute ago before this thread was bumped?



It must be a sign.

On an unrelated note, Debbie Harry was fuckin hot back in the day

 

[Ulysses31]

Will Saturday be the end of the world? Evangelicals party like there's no tomorrow


# Saturday is last day on earth, claims evangelical Christian

# Harold Camping, 89, wrongly predicted 'the rapture' date once before in 1994

# God's chosen few ascend to heaven, sinners left behind to face earthquakes

# Atheists hold parties to celebrate 'inevitable embarrassment'

# Christian author calls Camping's prediction 'flat-out wrong'


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...g-predicts-huge-earthquake.html#ixzz1MtInzn4B

The End: Some Christians have been claiming for months that the world will end on May 21 in a movement founded by California-based Harold Camping

The source: Harold Camping, 89, from Oakland, California, is certain that Saturday is Judgment Day

Abroad church: Filipino-American Joel Abalos, 48, spreads the word of Family Radio on the streets of Manila

Workings: Camping is basing his prediction on decades of studying the Bible and his belief that the Noah's Ark flood happened in the year 4990 BC

WHY NOW? THE WORKINGS OUT BEHIND THE END OF THE WORLD

Harold Camping's homemade mathematical formula for the apocalypse works like this.

He bases it on a verse in Chapter 2 of Peter verse 3:8, which says that one day is like a thousand years and a thousand years is like one day to God.

Elsewhere it is said that there will be seven thousand years between Noah's flood and the end of the world.

Camping believes that the Noah’s Ark flood happened in the year 4990 BC.

So, to Camping, the seven days translates to 7,000 years between the flood and the destruction of earth.

So 4990 plus 2011, minus one because there was no year '0', equals 7,000 years.

 

[STDiva]

That picture makes me want to slap his fucking face.

 

[PirateKing]

OMG why are you people so calm?! The world's gonna end tomorrow! Fuuuuuck!

I'm definitely not gonna get raptured...Damn that booze and those prostitutes!

*Tosses hookers out of apartment, pours liquor down drain*

I just had to procrastinate. How many hail mary's do I need to say?

 

[andrea_]

well guys, since it seems the apocalypse will be caused by a submarine volcano near italy, i'm proud to announce you that i got a VIP seat for the end of the world!!

 

[Tittyman5000]

Meanwhile in the Legion of Doom.....

 

[SabrinaDeep]

I'll wait til Monday to pay my bills, then. You never know

 

[gunslingingbird]

So, at what time are the festivities supposed to get underway? I wanna know if I'll have a chance to go inside and watch a few minutes me The Purple One before the excitement begins. :turnturn:

 

[Rhino205]

Good luck with that.

 

[Jon S.]

Wouldn't it be funny as Hell if the Rapture really did take place on Saturday....BUT, only Camping and his followers were actually "left behind"! Ha ha ha!

Now, by "The End," maybe he means that his cult plans a mass suicide? By Rapture, maybe he means that he predicts there will be a Blondie concert? :dunno: But, that's as close as he's going to get to being right on any level.

 

[Red Spyder]

I'll wait til Monday to pay my bills, then. You never know

Damn, I didn't even think about that! Today is payday and I was just about to start making payments! Good time to procrastinate, just in case. Thanks for reminding me

Anyway, just had to look this up:

Matthew 25:13 (King James Version)
13 Watch therefore, for ye know neither the day nor the hour wherein the Son of man cometh.

and....

Matthew 24:36 (King James Version)
36 But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.

That's enough for me not to trust anyone who speaks of a specific date for a supposed apocalypse, zombie or otherwise.

 

[STDiva]

I'm working midnights as a type this, and the day, and afternoon shifts both called in sick tomorrow. Looks like I'm making some overtime cash this weekend. I'm glad it took an apocolyptic threat for these assholes to visit their mom or hang with their kids

 

[John_8581]

Oh good. I get to do the R.E.M. song. (One of my favorites) ....

 

[Kingfisher]

Harold Camping looks like the evil from Poltergeist 2.

You know what's funny, is that they never say what time tomorrow. I'd like to know. I have some errands to take care of and feel like getting lunch.

 

[STDiva]

I'm told it's 6pm sharp.

Also, nothing has happened in Australia yet