Randy “Macho Man” Savage Dies in Car Accident

Ace Boobtoucher

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One of professional wrestling’s most charismatic, beloved characters of all time, Randy “Macho Man” Savage (Randall Mario Poffo) sadly died this morning in a car accident in Tampa, Florida. Randy reportedly suffered a heart ****** while he was behind the wheel. According to TMZ, Savage “veered across a concrete median through oncoming traffic and collided head-on with a tree.” His wife was a passenger in the vehicle and survived with ***** injuries.
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RIP Bonesaw.
 

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