Ace Boobtoucher
Founder and Captain of the Douchepatrol
Premium Link UpgradeOne of professional wrestling’s most charismatic, beloved characters of all time, Randy “Macho Man” Savage (Randall Mario Poffo) sadly died this morning in a car accident in Tampa, Florida. Randy reportedly suffered a heart ****** while he was behind the wheel. According to TMZ, Savage “veered across a concrete median through oncoming traffic and collided head-on with a tree.” His wife was a passenger in the vehicle and survived with ***** injuries.
RIP Bonesaw.