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its hot as a witches tit today
 

Mr. Daystar

In a bell tower, watching you through cross hairs.
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Refinishing a hardwood floor is a pain in the ass....and I'm glad my Doctor gave me something for the pain I'm in.
 
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The only thing I miss about living in the deep south is a having a real spring and fall. Here, there is winter (very mild at that) and summer. That's it.

You poor bastard :bawling: Try living in the UK, we have very cold autumn - winter, spring which is often as cold as the winter then summer which lasts under a month.
 

biomech

Virtus Junxit Mors Non Separabit
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Why does my foot hurt? I dont remember doing anything to it. It just hurts.
 
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what is more dangerous? Driving around a Humvee around Baghdad in the day or driving around a little sports car with Texas plates in Mexico at night? The first one has the risk of a random IED but the second one has the risk of getting caught in a random shootout or being carjacked, so which is riskier? :dunno:
 
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Why didn't somebody think of this type of thread before? If only a very gigantic thread that was one of the biggest on the entire messageboard already existed about a subject like this. :rolleyes:
 
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"The first rule of the Random C. Thread is: you do not talk about the Random C. Thread.

The second rule of the Random C. Thread is: you do not talk about the Random C. Thread.

Third rule of the Random C. Thread is: someone says anything racist, curses at other users excessively, talks bad about the girls, the thread is over.

Fourth rule: only one random idea per post.

Fifth rule: only three posts in a row, fellas.

Sixth rule: no making sense, be random.

Seventh rule: the thread will go as long as it has to.

And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first visit to the the Random C. Thread, you have to post! " - Sualcalay Pitt/Norton.
 
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My balls itch...will someone please let me out of this straight jacket??!!
sorry-20.GIF
 
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I smell like stale coffee and fake chili...goddamn I love my shitty job.:thefinger
 
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I played with my dildo today wishing it was Johnny Depp. Then I wondered what size his dick is.

I played with my hand today wishing it was JaneB. Then I wondered how tight her (insert favorite word for vagina) is. :D
 

alexpnz

Lord Dipstick
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I went to the beach the other day and was in NO shape to take my shirt off. :nono:
 

roronoa3000

Banned
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I want to get LOST deep in Evangeline Lilly's vajay-jay on a plane, as Matthew Fox and Terry O'Quinn watch while riding a polar bear.
 
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