Random Statement Thread II

[~~whimsy~~]

WTF is THIS!?

 

[Member442]

:sing:Blame it all on my roots
I showed up in boots
And ruined your black tie affair
The last one to know
The last one to show
I was the last one
You thought you'd see there
And I saw the surprise
And the fear in his eyes
When I took his glass of *********
And I toasted you
Said, honey, we may be through
But you'll never hear me complain

'Cause I've got friends in low places
Where the ******* drowns
And the **** chases my blues away
And I'll be okay
I'm not big on social graces
Think I'll slip on down to the oasis
Oh, I've got friends in low places :sing:

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Hi Alisa. Hi L3ggy.

 

[L3ggy]

What?! What Is This? What Is It? *****.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Urgghhhhh.....

WHAT IS IT?

 

[L3ggy]

What fest!

 

[Member442]

Hey Whimsy.

A preview of the new cats and dogs move in 3D?

 

[~~whimsy~~]

Are you asking me out on a date?

 

[Member442]

No 3D movies make me sick wouldn't be a very fun date. I was just throwing it out there as a possible what is this.

Since its not that how about a hair ball?

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I'm not a fan of 3D films as is. Too bad you live in Canada. At least 10 hours away from me from where I am. Or else I'd take you to see a movie.

Maybe even Taco Bell.

 

[Member442]

I just had Taco Bell. Nothing goes better with *** n ****. Except maybe pretzels.

 

[L3ggy]

I don't do *******.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I love grilled stuffed burritos at Taco Bell. Best option there!

I'll take you some day Alisa. If you let me lol

 

[L3ggy]

Will your girlfriend like this?

 

[Member442]

Sound interesting. I'm a fries supreme girl. I love them.

Will Maley like this?

 

[~~whimsy~~]

You need his permission?

 

[Member442]

No I just worry about him that is all.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

It is merely Taco Bell and a movie. Hypothetically.

 

[Member442]

Plus dinner and a movie is nothing I watched today on Dr Oz( I find his voice very irritating so I normally don't watch) apparently people no longer date they either hang out(as friends) or they "hook up" (fuck if you would have dated). Girls are really getting to be cheap dates apparently.

 

[~~whimsy~~]

I am unable to have sex with a woman if I don't feel connected to them. If that makes sense. I am unable to do a "hook-up" or whatever it is called.

I prefer to have sex if I actually have feelings involved. Not because they look good in a particular get up and I feel I have to conquer that or whatever it is.