quick question?

She is a real woman and real feminine, so you just throw her away with out a second thought?

You and me fresno are totally different people.

Why are you asking are opinion anyway, this is your life live it the way you want to. Do not ask for our opinion about every woman you meet. I mean you start a serious thread you have to expect posts like mine and the other posters on here.

If you like her what should our opinion matter anyway?

You know making threads like this really do not help, I would advise you to stop doing it, but then again you and me are totally different people so you do what you want, Im sure most of the people on here are not that interested in every single problem you have, deal with it yourself.

Your never going to get helpfull replies to your problems on here you should know that already.
 
If I really liked her, it wouldn't bother me. ...or have I just been single for too long^^
 
You and me fresno are totally different people.

Why are you asking are opinion anyway, this is your life live it the way you want to. Do not ask for our opinion about every woman you meet. I mean you start a serious thread you have to expect posts like mine and the other posters on here.

If you like her what should our opinion matter anyway?

A woman ask me the question when I was handing out food today and I didn't know what to tell her, so thought I would ask you guys.

So if she come next month I now what to tell her.
Freso, are you some sort of Dr Frankenstein type character who has created a Female-with-cock-monster & are in search of a mate for it? Doris Karloff?!?

Thats just to funny! :rofl:
 
So, to summarize... No balls. No semen. No expectation of fudge packing. Just, effectively, a women with a clit that looked and behaved like a full sized dick?

Absolutely. Honestly, I think sex with her would be a lot of fun. Oral sex on her would be a hell of a lot easier, at least. I'd do it in a heart beat.
 

ChefChiTown

The secret ingredient? MY BALLS
If she has everything else in the right place, just an extra part and you would throw her away just because of that!

I understand where you're coming from, but...

Let's say that I'm dating a nice young lady. We are dating for a while and eventually grew to be very, very close. During the course of our relationship, she noticed that I wore nothing but turtlenecks, but, she never said anything. Then, one day, she couldn't take it anymore and finally asked why I always wore turtlenecks. I didn't want to tell her, but I felt comfortable enough to let her know. Then...

I proceed to pull down the neck line, only to reveal a huge, blister ridden vaginal cavity, pubic hair and all, growing on the left side of my neck. Would she be like, "Oh, well that's not a big deal at all. At least everything else is in the right place"...???

No!!! She would be like, "HOLY SHIT, THAT DUDE HAS A GREASY BABYSHOOTER ON HIS NECK" and run away as fast as she could.

(I just made myself laugh :1orglaugh)
 
I understand where you're coming from, but...

Let's say that I'm dating a nice young lady. We are dating for a while and eventually grew to be very, very close. During the course of our relationship, she noticed that I wore nothing but turtlenecks, but, she never said anything. Then, one day, she couldn't take it anymore and finally asked why I always wore turtlenecks. I didn't want to tell her, but I felt comfortable enough to let her know. Then...

I proceed to pull down the neck line, only to reveal a huge, blister ridden vaginal cavity, pubic hair and all, growing on the left side of my neck. Would she be like, "Oh, well that's not a big deal at all. At least everything else is in the right place"...???

No!!! She would be like, "HOLY SHIT, THAT DUDE HAS A GREASY BABYSHOOTER ON HIS NECK" and run away as fast as she could.

(I just made myself laugh :1orglaugh)

You'd need to find yourself a nice bi girl who would go muff diving while you're fucking her. That would be AWESOME.
 
I understand where you're coming from, but...

Let's say that I'm dating a nice young lady. We are dating for a while and eventually grew to be very, very close. During the course of our relationship, she noticed that I wore nothing but turtlenecks, but, she never said anything. Then, one day, she couldn't take it anymore and finally asked why I always wore turtlenecks. I didn't want to tell her, but I felt comfortable enough to let her know. Then...

I proceed to pull down the neck line, only to reveal a huge, blister ridden vaginal cavity, pubic hair and all, growing on the left side of my neck. Would she be like, "Oh, well that's not a big deal at all. At least everything else is in the right place"...???

No!!! She would be like, "HOLY SHIT, THAT DUDE HAS A GREASY BABY SHOOTER ON HIS NECK" and run away as fast as she could.

(I just made myself laugh :1orglaugh)

How do you know, are you talking about yourself?
 

bigbadbrody

Banned
I'd just tell her to chop the damn thing off, or i will pull a Bobet on her
 
If you fell madly in love with a young lady and before you made love to her the first time, she told you she had a penis, but that she was a real woman! Would that change the way you feel bout her and would you throw her away and stop loving her?

...........um, how hot is she?

WAIT, what I am saying........I would run........

.....I think I would........
 
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