questions abot a hot carl

[Baill Inneraora]

Oh how fucking dumb am I? Hold your answers I already know

My innocence lost in this way, how dare you :bawling:


Well, if you want to know my real answer, you have to be a little bit sneaky, a little bit sly, a little bit of what the French call a certain je ne sais pas. You have to use your entire brain for this one and your entire asshole.

The long and the short arm of it is I suggest you shit on her whilst she's sleeping. :dunno:

No Fuss No Muss

Problem must be that you have too clean of a mind Blue

 

[Gordar]

I just look at the number of posts and then I notice the poor grammar/sloppy typing. Those are dead giveaways.

The number of posts doesn't mean that much. If I were into scatology and if I thought that was the most accepted thing in the world, I might post something about it as well... This is a porn board after all & technically it falls into that category...

Grammar doesn't really mean much either. There are lots of well known members here who have trouble with their grammar. As far as we know, the guy might be from Timbuktu (although experience tells me that it's usually Americans that have a lot of trouble with their own language...).

I'm going to give this guy the benefit of the doubt & believe he truely wants to do that which he says he wants to do.

Which brings me to another point. Why give him all the neg rep? I agree it's a bit of an uncommon question, but no worse than 'how do I force my girlfriend to do anal' threads (although maybe slightly less tasteful).

 

[maildude]

Which brings me to another point. Why give him all the neg rep? I agree it's a bit of an uncommon question, but no worse than 'how do I force my girlfriend to do anal' threads (although maybe slightly less tasteful).

I've never given out negative rep.

 

[Gordar]

Someone or more people obviously have... It was meant as a remark to those people.

 

[BlueBalls]

Problem must be that you have too clean of a mind Blue

Yeah.......I'm sure thats the........reason :cough:

 

[LBP 76]

So I want to introduce my girlfriend to a favorite of mine, an Hot Carl, which is basically pinching a loaf on her face and having her eat it. I've found in the past that most girls do not go for this and I'm wondering any suggestions on how to go about asking her?

GET A HOBBY...FAST!

I've never given out negative rep.

Neither have I.

Besides, what has he done wrong? He only asked a question.

 

[Baill Inneraora]

basically pinching a loaf on her face and having her eat it. I've found in the past that most girls do not go for this

ya think?

 

[nylo]

Someday I'm going to understand why people are so fucking sick. Its obvious that someone has some major "issues" when doing this bullshit

:throwup:

 

[Marlo Manson]

For fuck sake that's disgusting!! I get nauseous @ the sight of shit let alone the stench! I can't fathom the thought of watching anybody eating shit it would be repulsive!! I seriously doubt their are very many humans not least of which would be smokin hot females into this nauseating fetish!! :eek: :nono:

 

[Timbobjambo]

Didn't know what a hot carl was.

hot carl

A 'hot carl' is the act of putting seran over the face and taking a dump on it

So basically you take a piss and shit on it. Just fucking great that's what every girl dreams of.

Why can't you just go to the toilet for this.

 

[Marlo Manson]

Didn't know what a hot carl was.


So basically you take a piss and shit on it. Just fucking great that's what every girl dreams of.

Why can't you just go to the toilet for this.

Thanx for the real definition TBJ!! well then the seran wrap makes it ok!!

hot carl

A 'hot carl' is the act of putting seran over the face and taking a dump on it

I don't see anything wrong with it now!! its exactly what some smokin hot girl wants too do too please her guy!! think again FUCKTARDS its still repulsive and I wouldn't ask ANY girl too do that!! its still fuckin REPULSIVE!! :yesyes:

 

[Jagger69]

Actually, now that you mention it, I think I saw a "Hot Carl" as a new menu item here:

But hurry....it's for a limited time only!

 

[titsrock]

Someone or more people obviously have... It was meant as a remark to those people.

I gave him neg rep and he lit up like a red christmas tree. I can't believe I'm the only one to dish it out. I only give out neg rep to racists, homophobes or clowns who say stupid things to OCSMs. I've never neg repped someone who doesn't agree with me or someone who i don't agree with. Usually the people that get/earn neg rep are banned by the time I get around to do it.

I don't believe the OP is sincere. He/She is trying to shock people for the sake of shocking people.

I think "Cleveland Steamer" "Donkey Punch" "Dirty Sanchez" are merely "urban vernacular" and have no basis in actual male/female sexual relations.

 

[Sicario]

^^^ You're not alone, I neg repped this tard as well. Sick fuck! :thefinger ^^^

 

[Imagine]

What I want to know is why this is apparently practiced frequently enough to deserve a distinct name of its own.

 

[cartman24]

I can't believe that someone would ask this kind of question here, let alone in public. This is so nasty.

 

[Gordar]

I don't believe the OP is sincere. He/She is trying to shock people for the sake of shocking people.

If he is, it's not working on me. I've seen worse stuff than this (which I will not discuss as it's against the rules) & since most people probably have, I doubt it's his intention (if it is though, it has worked wonderfully, which disappoints me a bit).

I think "Cleveland Steamer" "Donkey Punch" "Dirty Sanchez" are merely "urban vernacular" and have no basis in actual male/female sexual relations.

I'm not entirely sure. I'ts only a relatively small step from golden showers to this (they're both waste products) & there are obiously people (couples even) who're into that kinda stuff...

 

[squallumz]

fact is, some people ARE into this shit. get it, shit? heh.

how about it comes up in conversation, im not sure. i see the internet helping 2 people into this get together.

 

[RogueWolf]

1st Dumbest thread of '09.

Wow... This isn't a very promising start for the new year... If this is the first...I shudder to think what else is heading our way...

 

[alexpnz]

Carl is doing just fine. :yesyes: