Question: Why does my ex read my email?

She didn't call again and I didn't call her. I decided to continue the game and had my friend send another email. She read the email around 11:15pm and actually went to my house at midnight...The knocking woke me up, I went to the door, saw it was her through the peephole, put the chain on the door, opened it a crack and told her "I'm sorry, I can't talk right now I have company" and she said "you better open this fucking door now". I said "i'll call you tomorrow or you can call me" and closed the door on her face. She continued to knock for 20 more seconds until she got bored and angrily stomped down the stairs and drove off...crazy.
 
Curiosity.

She might not want to be with you, but that doesn't mean she wants you to be with anyone else.

I suggest you set up a fake email account with a girls name in the title, then send yourself an email saying something like "Hey last weekend was really cool, I had a great time. Thanks for giving me your email address, hope we can meet up again soon ;-)"


Wait until you know she's read it, then change your password.


Give me your email.

I'll send you an email that'll drive her wild. :D
 

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I think that if one of the officially check pornstar that are reading would like to help, even better.

How about

"Hi there Krawzer, this is (pornstar of the month etc), I saw the video that your girlfriend posted on the net of the two of you. My god that is some cock, and the way you were nailing her, we want to see more of you! Give me an email and we'll screen test you, but to be honest honey, if you can fuck like that, I don't think it'll be a problem. The fellas here at Vivid think there is a career here for you if you want to go down that route.

Anyway, take it easy. If your around our area, give me a call. We can hook up for a drink even if you don't want to go for the job.

Lots of love (pornstar flavour of the month) xxx"
 
She didn't call again and I didn't call her. I decided to continue the game and had my friend send another email. She read the email around 11:15pm and actually went to my house at midnight...The knocking woke me up, I went to the door, saw it was her through the peephole, put the chain on the door, opened it a crack and told her "I'm sorry, I can't talk right now I have company" and she said "you better open this fucking door now". I said "i'll call you tomorrow or you can call me" and closed the door on her face. She continued to knock for 20 more seconds until she got bored and angrily stomped down the stairs and drove off...crazy.

Frankly, it sounds like both of you are acting juvenile.
 
Frankly, it sounds like both of you are acting juvenile.

+1.

Jesus... if most people spent a fraction of the time improving themselves rather than wasting it worrying about other people/shit they can't control, the world would be about 1,000,000X better off. :rolleyes:
 
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