question about red bumps on my anus
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Marlo Manson
Hello Sexy girl how your Toes doing?
Indeed I agree! hey
I mean baconsalt! lye is by far the best remedy for any and all types of skin irritation, its very soothing! 
You know hemorrhoids (aka piles of eg. *shit*) can be fatal if not treated immediately! :eek:
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This reminds me of epic "There are tons of little pimples on my nutsac" thread of all times by infamous NinaMercedezFan
what a nice memories to recollect!
I wasn't around to see that gem in its shining glory, but I just gave it a cursory browse, and I would like to nominate it for Thread of the Decade.
WOW, for a dude with only 11 posts he really has some memorable ones. I don't mean memorable in a good way.
Uuuuuuh. I really just don't get this guy. Not ONE STINKING BIT!!!
Bacon...are you like 14 years old or what? Go to a freaking doctor and save the rest of us from your threads.
Sorry to be mean and all but seriously???? Didn't mommy and daddy love you enough??
Bacon...are you like 14 years old or what? Go to a freaking doctor and save the rest of us from your threads.
Sorry to be mean and all but seriously???? Didn't mommy and daddy love you enough??
This thread is no less hilarious than any of this other masterworks:
After engaging in playing with SHIT, URINE, "and the like" (what the hell does that even mean?), he's concerned because he has a burning, festering mark. :rofl:
Then, he boldly asks us- "Could this be a reaction?" No, dumb ass, it could only be one thing at this point- yep.... demonic possession, by glutealous infernos, the burning ass demon.
Forget doctors- seek a priest- STAT!
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After engaging in playing with SHIT, URINE, "and the like" (what the hell does that even mean?), he's concerned because he has a burning, festering mark. :rofl:
Then, he boldly asks us- "Could this be a reaction?" No, dumb ass, it could only be one thing at this point- yep.... demonic possession, by glutealous infernos, the burning ass demon.
Forget doctors- seek a priest- STAT!
H
play connect the dots in the mirror, of course! be sure to record it and put it on youtube.
i think this guy is hilarious, i also think our pal Vladimir is pretty funny, too. it seems like people give these guys a hard time for no good reason, i laugh out load at some of their posts. its comic relief.
their threads are way better than 'model A vs. model B', or the ever popular 'would you do this chick' threads. or how about the massive amount of 'is this model hot or not?'
:glugglug:
priceless.
i think this guy is hilarious, i also think our pal Vladimir is pretty funny, too. it seems like people give these guys a hard time for no good reason, i laugh out load at some of their posts. its comic relief.
their threads are way better than 'model A vs. model B', or the ever popular 'would you do this chick' threads. or how about the massive amount of 'is this model hot or not?'
:glugglug:
I agree...Vlad has some good posts, but Baconsalt is a little, well... I don't think I have to say it.
I wish he would use common sense first, post second is all.
If this is stuff that he's really into fine, but for some reason I think he's one of those people that is into "shock value" and gets off on the posts.
I think others feel the same so they tear into him a little.
Besides... if your gonna post something on a forum, you have to be prepared to take some heat from the board members. :2 cents:
Beavis: Hey Butthead, what the hell are these red bumps on my anus?
Butthead: Those are the Seminifrious Tublodial Buttnoids. They like crawl up into peoples butts and go like exploring.
Beavis: Oh.... yeah! They go neeeeya noryaaaaaaaa neeyaaaa... Butthead.... What are those lights for?
Butthead: That's so like they can see when they're crawling around inside your butt.
Beavis: No way! You mean it's dark in your butt?
Butthead: Yeah! You know when they say "stick it where the sun don't shine"?
Beavis: Ummmmmm Hmmmmmm....
Butthead: They're talking about your butt!
Beavis: Ohhhhhhhhh. I thought it meant.... like... under your pillow or something.... but like, ummmmm, if it's dark inside your butt... then... like... how do the turds find their way out?
Butthead: Uhhhhhh... I think they can like see in the dark like bats.
Beavis: Ooooooh... yeaaaah. That makes a lotta sense.
Butthead: Those are the Seminifrious Tublodial Buttnoids. They like crawl up into peoples butts and go like exploring.
Beavis: Oh.... yeah! They go neeeeya noryaaaaaaaa neeyaaaa... Butthead.... What are those lights for?
Butthead: That's so like they can see when they're crawling around inside your butt.
Beavis: No way! You mean it's dark in your butt?
Butthead: Yeah! You know when they say "stick it where the sun don't shine"?
Beavis: Ummmmmm Hmmmmmm....
Butthead: They're talking about your butt!
Beavis: Ohhhhhhhhh. I thought it meant.... like... under your pillow or something.... but like, ummmmm, if it's dark inside your butt... then... like... how do the turds find their way out?
Butthead: Uhhhhhh... I think they can like see in the dark like bats.
Beavis: Ooooooh... yeaaaah. That makes a lotta sense.
Damn, thats funny lol. I wish I could add to your rep but can't. I have not laughed this hard in a long time.
:rofl2: That's got to be the funniest fucking thing I've read all year! I can even hear their voices saying all that shit too! I'd rep you if this fucking thing would let me. :1orglaugh
apparently he's been cured and is now wiping shit all over girls faces after coffee dates.
either that or he's busy getting people that could just not read or reply to his threads in an uproar over nothing.
keep it up baconsalt!!
let us know all about you exploits, id much rather hear about them than somebody elses fake ass sex stories, at least these are believable.
the freeones "community" needs you now more than ever!
There's really nothing you can do about those bumps. They are god's punishment, and they are not going anywhere.
lol
Helllloooo!! Please people.... he's been banned, do not contribute to his posts.