tartanterrier
Is somewhere outhere.
A man and his *** are walkin' down the street, when they see a
big dog doin'the dirty with a small poodle.
The *** asks the ******, "*****, what are they doing???".
The man stumbles for a while, then calmly says, "Why, they're
making a puppy, ***."
Later that evening during dinner, the wife is pressuring the
man to go 'upstairs' with her...so they do.
The *** goes in his room and tries to fall ******, but there
just is too much noise going on in the room next door. So he
creeps out of bed, goes in the hallway and opens the other room.
There he sees his *** laying on the bed on her back, totally
naked, and his ****** above her, hands on her thighs, etc. etc.
So the *** asks, "*****, what are you doin'?".
Again, the man stumbles a little and says, "Why, we're makin'
you a little ******* or ******, ***."
So the boy goes, "Well, turn her over. I want a puppy!"
big dog doin'the dirty with a small poodle.
The *** asks the ******, "*****, what are they doing???".
The man stumbles for a while, then calmly says, "Why, they're
making a puppy, ***."
Later that evening during dinner, the wife is pressuring the
man to go 'upstairs' with her...so they do.
The *** goes in his room and tries to fall ******, but there
just is too much noise going on in the room next door. So he
creeps out of bed, goes in the hallway and opens the other room.
There he sees his *** laying on the bed on her back, totally
naked, and his ****** above her, hands on her thighs, etc. etc.
So the *** asks, "*****, what are you doin'?".
Again, the man stumbles a little and says, "Why, we're makin'
you a little ******* or ******, ***."
So the boy goes, "Well, turn her over. I want a puppy!"
