********* Public Apologies

I guess I have to blame the camera phone for this one. If Daniel Tosh or Dane Cook makes an offensive joke that gets a bad reaction from the crowd, any other day, the comedian would probably just drop it from their act. You try **** out, it flops, you don't do it again. Now fuckheads with camera phones post this **** on youtube or whatever, and it's national outrage time. Now they have to pander to some small group of hypersensitive individuals who have probably never even heard or seen the comedian's act before, because they feel personally attacked. Fuck them.

Fred Willard getting caught whacking off in a porno theatre. That really sucks, I suppose his apology was to save his career. The fucking Twilight girl, Kristen Stewart, publicly apologizing for cheating on her boyfriend, is such an astronomical waste of whatever space this news fills. Who needs the apology? I don't. Is that because I'm not a Kristen Stewart superfan? She's not even obligated to apologize to the dude she cheated on, in my opinion. Maybe he was a douche. This kind of thing happens to douches.

People who believe *********** are actually important are the only ones who need the apology in addition to needing to get their heads examined. *********** are just as capable of doing stupid **** as anyone.
 

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