One of the department managers where I work is pregnant. After a few drinks at the Christmas party I was pretty hammed and she, sober obviously, offered me a ride home at the end of the night. Long story short, I slammed her ass for 45 minutes (thank you Durex and Rockstar) and came on her tits. Afterward, she rubbed the jizz on her belly and told me I could sleep on the couch... hottest shit ever. And anybody that disagrees is either lying or sexually introverted.
Before anybody goes and gives me the stink eye, she was single for a few months at this point. The dickhead walked out on her 2 months in.