Smoking some bongs in a friends room. This scrounging mother fucker that we all knew pops his head in the door and wants to take a hit. This scrounger would happen by every so often to scrape our our party bowls just to get high. We welcome him in. Friend is cutting his callouses and toe nails. Fills up a 2 hit bowl with them. Scrounge takes this large hit. Walkes out the the door with a thank you.
That is fucking sickening. And awesome. It reminds me of an ongoing thing with some friends of mine.
We all started working together about 8 years ago. One guy has this irrational fear of pealed skin from sunburns, and dry skin and shit like that. He starts gagging at the mere thought of it. So all these years, whenever one of us had a sunburn, we'd secretly sneak our pealed skin into his drinks. Beer, coke, whatever. We took as many pictures as we could of the skin in the drinks. He doesn't know we did any of this. Now, when he gets married, we're going to make a slideshow of all the pictures and come out with the truth of what we've been subjecting him to all this time.