So I'm clicking and jerking around freeones, and I look down and I'm overwhelmed with the impulse to snap a pic of my dick, I'm that impressed with the little fella, and I think, "Why don't chics ever send steamy snatch pics to guys that they're crushing on?". And before you start, don't say that every chic you know does, 'cause that's bullshit. Sure, every group of girls you'll find one that sends unsolicited pics of her pinkbits - but nearly
every fuckin' dude I know with a camera phone has (or is lying about it...or at least thought about doing it at one point). Anyway, my service issue: