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[zeeblofowl_1969]

R.I.P a funny man.

" I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long"

 

[STDiva]

Foosball is a combination of soccer and shishka bobs.

When I think of something funny I go find a pen to write it down. If I can't find a pen, I have to convince myself what I thought of wasn't funny.

Great comedian. I was lucky enough to see him live just before he left us. RIP.

 

[maildude]

"You know that Pepperidge Farm bread...that stuff is fancy. That stuff is wrapped twice. You open it, and then it still ain't open. That's why I don't buy it. I don't need another step between me and toast."

 

[Donkey Boy]

I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut... I don't need a receipt for the doughnut. I give you money and you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this.

 

[JasonCook78]

I sleep on my twin size bed and wondered where my brother was