Post songs that make you vomit

not necessarily because you don't like them but that they literally trigger nausea.

like this song. It's the audio equivalent of a flashing image causing a seizure:


brb ... starting to heave.
 
Anything by James Taylor (Yes, even In My Mind I’m Gone To Carolina /Carolina In My Mind.) or Bruce Hornsby and The Range or Dave Matthews. John Mayer is quickly joining the ranks.
 

ChuckFaze

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Shape of You by Ed Sheeran

I'm in love with your body.
I'm in love with the shape of you.

What? Send that fucker back to elementary school to learn English.
What's worse is that I think that song just won an award recently. :mad:
 

ChuckFaze

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Oh and another stupid ass worthless, talent-challenged, directionless pile of manure ... Despacito
It is the Kardashian of songs ... famous for being famous.
 

Mr. Daystar

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I can find almost anything good in almost any music....EXCEPT rap. I don't wanna hear some fucktard whine about life in the hood, and talk to a drum machine beat, while a "sampled" melody plays in the back round. Write your own music, quit plagiarizing, and call it sampling. Just because you ran it through a digital work station doesn't make it anything more then fucking theft.
 

Supafly

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Growler Metal, and hardcore techno. I can dig various kinds of all-drums music, especially african original songs. Or the japanese drum orchestras.

But some parched together track just meant to be the soundtrack for mimicking epileptic seizures, no, thank you

Tis funny that so many here dislike the very musicians I love these days! You are writing the playlist for next week :)
 

FreeOnes_Adam

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Anything Kid Rock and Smash Mouth. The list goes on, but I can feel my blood pressure rising just thinking about these two.
 

ChuckFaze

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I can find almost anything good in almost any music....EXCEPT rap. I don't wanna hear some fucktard whine about life in the hood, and talk to a drum machine beat, while a "sampled" melody plays in the back round. Write your own music, quit plagiarizing, and call it sampling. Just because you ran it through a digital work station doesn't make it anything more then fucking theft.
:goodpost: :coolthumb: EXACTLY! Fucking A! What I would add to that is that I don't even consider Rap a music category / genre. There shouldn't be a Rap category in the Grammy Awards or any other music awards. Have some Rap awards if you must, but keep Rap out of any music awards.
 
Anything Death Metal. That shit is not music. At all. Sucks when you're getting into a beat when all of sudden some dumb motherfucker starts growling and pretending their saying something. Get out of here with that shit!
 
Achey Breaky Heart. Agree - anything by David Matthews Band. Most of U2's songs. Anything by Eminem. Off the top of my head. Taylor Swift's new, "urban" album is SHIT.
 

FreeOnes_Adam

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That one song with the dumb dance. Macarena? Not looking it up to verify spelling. FUCK that song.
 
Shape of You by Ed Sheeran

I'm in love with your body.
I'm in love with the shape of you.

What? Send that fucker back to elementary school to learn English.
What's worse is that I think that song just won an award recently. :mad:

Dreadful, agreed.

My personal worst one is Let's Dance To Joy Division by those Scouse cunts, The Wombats. Not content with name dropping the band who recorded my favourite song of all time, one of the bridges features the turd of a frontman virtually singing Love Will Tear Us Apart, except not quite. And shit. On top of this, the twat gave an interview to the paper where he said he'd been listening to the songs on his ipod on the toilet before a tour to help him recollect the words. You fucking wrote the godawful lyrics, you prick!!! Ugh, what a shower of bastards.

In a similar vein, All Summer Long "by" Kid Rock. Heresy.
 

Prod3

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Anything that's rap or incoherent death metal/growling with no musicality :suicide::picardfacepalm:

I can't even be bothered to go to You Tube and find a track that I really hate and then post it
 
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