Guess what guys, I forgot I had a pic that I did ages ago and didnt post for some reason. As fans of this thread will know, often the pics need a little explanation, so here goes.
Well, you will remember that Johnno, who we mentioned on page 1, is addicted to Amphetamines and Barbiturates. He often takes potentially lethal-cocktails of the two.
Well, we were having a debate about the questionable quality of Monet's work after a night of supping fine wines and having the occasional Bombardier. All was well, the night being rounded off nicely with a delightful dish from a nearby takeaway, when all of a sudden, the unthinkable occured...
Suddenly, out of nowhere and with no provocation Johnno pounced and picked up an iron bar, (which had been carelessly discarded in the street by some local moron) and began swirling it around with intent, and subsequently smashed a near-by window. Knowing full well that this is illegal, and being the responsible and law-abiding member of society that I am, I attempted to reason with the enraged Johnno, who was by this time quite literally foaming at the mouth! This humanitarian act of mine, done to stop poor Johnno from being arrested, was met with a fierce strike with the aforementioned iron bar. This was followed with a savage beating by Johnno and his weapon. He also picked up a brick in his blistering rage and attempted to beat me senseless with said object.
Well, needless to say, he was eventually taken down by the police, and spent the night in the cells. Being the good friend that I am, I refused to press charges, on account that he seek help aboot his addiction to the A&B's. So he got out of jail, thanks to Felty. To honour the occasion, I drew this pic. Enjoy...