Post Election Humor And Weird Stuff

Well with all the frustration out and deciding that life is wayyy to short to be bummed out by what a large number of people what direction they want this country to go, I have decided to find the humor in it. President Obama's cabinet should be something like these few choices that I came up with:

Secretary of Staff- Dave Chapelle -he should be able to articulate in which direction the president policies will go and at the same time have some fun.

Secretary of the Press- Tiny "WWE's Zeus" "Devo" Lister-would be able to deal with them pesky reporters questioning.

Secretary of Defense- Ving Rhaimes- in case we get invaded by Martians

His three Supreme Court Judges- Carlos Mencia, George Lopez, Judge Joe Brown

His personal bodyguards- Mike Tyson, Roy Jones Jr and Jet Li

Ok those are some I could come up with now and I think that would be the most diverse and celebrated cabinet ever in history!

About the weird stuff...well I just added that to get your attention.
 

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