Post a random song lyric

I am gross and perverted
I'm obsessed and deranged
I have existed for years
But very little has changed
I'm the tool of the government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious
But you can't look away
I make you think I'm delicious
With the stuff that I say
I'm the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I'm the slime oozin' out
From your TV set
 

Facetious

Moderated
^ :hatsoff:




''These mist covered mountains
Are a home now for me
But my home is the lowlands
And always will be

Some day you'll return to
Your valleys and your farms
And you'll no longer burn
To be brothers in arms

Through these fields of destruction
Baptism of fire
I've watched all your suffering
As the battles raged higher

And though they did hurt me so bad
In the fear and alarm
You did not desert me My brothers in arms

There's so many different worlds
So many different suns
And we have just one world
But we live in different ones

Now the sun's gone to hell
And the moon's riding high
Let me bid you farewell
Every man has to die

But it's written in the starlight
And every line on your palm
We're fools to make war
On our brothers in arms''
 

Shifty

O.G.
My cock is much bigger than yours,
My cock can walk right through the door.
With a feeling so pure ..
It's got you screaming for more.

Can't you see that I love my cock?
Can't you see that you love my cock?
Can't you see that we love my cock?
 

roronoa3000

Banned
What's the saying?
Where theres thunder, theres lightning
And they say it never strikes twice in the same place
Well how the fuck have I been hit 6 times, in 3 different locations, on 4 separate occasions
 

Facetious

Moderated
Music holds the secret,
To know it can make you whole
It's not just a game of notes,
It's the sound inside your soul
The magic of the melody
Runs through you like a stream
The notes the play flow through your head
Like a dream
Like a dream
Like a dream

I sing this song for the common man
For the people in despair
I bring my song into the world
And I sing it everywhere
The simple truth lies waiting here
For everyone to share
So hold on, and I will take you there
Hold on and I will take you there

The daily routine takes your soul,
Lost without a trace
It hold you down and turns you 'round
And puts you in your place
Another day, another dollar
Another pretty face
Another chance to lose yourself
In the endless race

CHORUS

Hold on, hold on to your dreams
Hold on, even though it seems
Everyone around you has their little schemes
Listen to your heart and hold on to your dreams

Can't you feel the magic
Feel it everywhere
Can't you hear the music
There's something in the air
There's a celebration
Deep within a song
Celebrate this feeling,
You know it can't be wrong

CHORUS

Caught up in routine,
You got to break it
Time won't wait for us,
We got to make it
Fate gives you the chance
You've got to take it
Take it

Hold on
clip fwiw :hatsoff:
 
It don't matter
Where we met,or where we slept-
Or who we've known before
I'm your Romeo,Your Juliet
There's nothin' I want more
Than to honor you and cherish you
Tell me what have you got to lose?
The moral of the story is:
Gigolos get lonely,too.
(Sittin' in the lap of luxury,by Louie Louie)
 
"I lie awake with open eyes
My love just died
I'm cold inside

Can't face the thought to be alone
All by myself on my own
Love's come and gone

I look around and see
The hearts that still are broken
I can't believe all of our hearts remain unopened

We can't go go on and on
Wit that same old song

So wipe off the frown
And turn around and face each other

Come on, come on

Let's sing a song

A song for you, a song for me, a song for love
All for one and one for all together
Singing a song for love..."
 
I want to thank you my friend For making me feel worthwhile Sweeter than the
honey of your lips and kindness in your smile hand in hand we float across the
room Explosions deep inside Cheek to cheek, there's clouds under my feet
There's only you and I

PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU LIKE DOES THAT FEEL NICE GIVE ME A SIGN IF YOU LOVE IT
I CAN DO IT AGAIN WE'VE GOT THE REST OF THE NIGHT TO GET IT RIGHT PLEASE TELL
ME WHAT YOU LIKE IF THAT FEELS NICE GIVE ME A SIGN IF YOU LOVE IT I CAN DO IT
AGAIN WE'VE GOT THE REST OF OUR LIVES TO GET IT RIGHT

Lookin' back on lonely nights Searching for love again I never knew my journey
began And ended with you my friend Softer than your butterfly kisses And
stronger than my desire I wanna thank you my friend For making me feel alive

PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU LIKE DOES THAT FEEL NICE GIVE ME A SIGN IF YOU LOVE IT
I CAN DO IT AGAIN WE'VE GOT THE REST OF THE NIGHT TO GET IT RIGHT PLEASE TELL
ME WHAT YOU LIKE IF THAT FEELS NICE GIVE ME A SIGN IF YOU LOVE IT I CAN DO IT
AGAIN WE'VE GOT THE REST OF OUR LIVES TO GET IT RIGHT

I'll never mess it up again Won't let it slip like grains of sand Through
careless fingertips because I'm a man who understands Though burned by the fire
I can learn to feel the light again and listen I can hear your demands I know I
can do it give me one more chance Baby here I am

PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU LIKE DOES THAT FEEL NICE GIVE ME A SIGN IF YOU LOVE IT
I CAN DO IT AGAIN WE'VE GOT THE REST OF THE NIGHT TO GET IT RIGHT PLEASE TELL
ME WHAT YOU LIKE IF THAT FEELS NICE GIVE ME A SIGN IF YOU LOVE IT I CAN DO IT
AGAIN WE'VE GOT THE REST OF OUR LIVES TO GET IT RIGHT

GIVE ME A SIGN IF YOU LOVE IT I CAN DO IT AGAIN WE'VE GOT THE REST OF OUR LIVES
TO GET IT RIGHT
 
"You have me burnin' up
With your bad timing
One small moment
I'm lost in your love

I'm lost and innocent
Turn my head around
Your one liners
I can do without

Easy come, easy go
I can't back down baby
I should have let you know that

I would do anything for you
Anything for you
If I only had you by my side
I would do anything for you
Anything for you
If you wave goodbye
I'll be waiting for you

One day comes
And I disappear
You'll get your independence
Free and clear

Ah, you got it in you
A chance to make it work
Your heart will keep on beating
And I'll still hurt"
 

Facetious

Moderated
A neat old duet by Dick Hames & Helen Forrest:
Just imagine a time when there was actually a thing called romance

imagine me with my head on your shoulder
and you with your lips getting bolder
a sky full of moon and a sweet mellow tune
i'll buy that dream

imagine me in a gown white and flowery
and you thanking dad for my dowry
a church full of folks, those last minute jokes
i'll buy that dream

a honeymoon in cairo, in a brand new autogyro
then off to rio for a drink
we'll settle down in dallas
in a little plastic palace
oh it's not as crazy as you think

imagine me eighty three wearing glasses
and you ninety two making passes
it soesn't sound bad, and if it can be had
i'll buy that dream
. . .


Oh, those were the simple times :lovecoupl
 
FATHER RILEY AND VARIOUS PARTY GOERS:
Catholic Girls
With a tiny little mustache
Catholic Girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic Girls
In the Rectory Basement
Father Riley's a fairy
But it don't bother Mary
Catholic Girls
At the CYO
Catholic Girls
Do you know how they go?
Catholic Girls
There can be no replacement
How do they go, after the show?

JOE:
All the way
That's the way they go
Every day
And none of their mamas ever seem to know
Hip-Hip-Hooray
For all the class they show
There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
At the CYO When they learn to blow...

FATHER RILEY: They're learning to blow
All the Catholic Boys!

MARY:
Warren Cuccurullo...

FATHER RILEY: Catholic Boys!

MARY:
Kinda young, kinda WOW!

FATHER RILEY:
Catholic Boys!

MARY:
Vinnie Colaiuta...

CHORUS:
Where are they now?
Did they all take The Vow?

FATHER RILEY: Catholic Girls!

WARREN:
Carmenita Scarfone!

FATHER RILEY: Catholic Girls!

OFFICER BUTZIS:
Hey! She gave me VD!

FATHER RILEY:
Catholic Girls!

WARREN:
Toni Carbone!

CHORUS:
With a tongue like a cow
She could make you go WOW!

JOE:
VD vowdy vootie
Right away
That's the way they go
Every day
Whenever their mamas take them to a show
Matinee
Pass the popcorn please
There's nothing like a Catholic Girl
With her hand in the box
When she's on her knees

LARRY:
She was on her knees,
My little Catholic Girl

CHORUS:
In a little white dress
Catholic Girls
They never confess
Catholic Girls
I got one for a cousin
I love how they go
So send me a dozen
Catholic Girls
OOOOOOH!
Catholic Girls
OOOOOOH! (etc.)

CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER:
This is the CENTRAL SCRUTINIZER...
Joe had a girl friend named Mary.
She used to go to the church club every week.
They'd meet each other there
Hold hands
And think
Pure Thoughts
But one night, at the
Social Club meeting Mary didn't show up...
She was sucking cock backstage at The Armory
In order to get a pass To see some big rock group for free...
 
Here we go,
Once upon a time not long ago,
when people wore pajamas and lived life slow,
When laws were stern and justice stood,
and people were behavin' like they ought ta good,
There lived a lil' boy who was misled,
by anotha lil' boy and this is what he said:
"Me, Ya, Ty, we gonna make sum cash,
robbin' old folks and makin' tha dash",
They did the job, money came with ease,
but one couldn't stop, it's like he had a disease,
He robbed another and another and a sista and her brotha,
tried to rob a man who was a D.T. undercover,
The cop grabbed his arm, he started acting erratic,
he said "Keep still, boy, no need for static",
Punched him in his belly and he gave him a slap,
but little did he know the lil' boy was strapped,
The kid pulled out a gun, he said "Why did ya hit me ?",
the barrel was set straight for the cop's kidney,
The cop got scared, the kid, he starts to figure,
"I'll do years if I pull this trigga",
So he cold dashed and ran around the block,
cop radioes it to another lady cop,
He ran by a tree, there he saw this sista,
a shot for the head, he shot back but he missed her,
Looked around good and from expectations,
so he decided he'd head for the subway stations,
But she was coming and he made a left,
he was runnin' top speed till he was outta breath,
Knocked an old man down and swore he killed him,
then he made his move to an abandoned building,
Ran up the stairs up to the top floor,
opened up the door there, guess who he saw?,
Dave the dope fiend shootin' dope,
who don't know the meaning of water nor soap,
He said "I need bullets, hurry up, run!"
the dope fiend brought back a spanking shotgun,
He went outside but there was cops all over,
then he dipped into a car, a stolen Nova (?),
Raced up the block doing 83,
crashed into a tree near university,
Escaped alive though the car was battered,
rat-a-tat-tatted and all the cops scattered,
Ran out of bullets and still had static,
grabbed a pregnant lady and out the automatic,
Pointed at her head and he said the gun was full o' lead,
he told the cops "Back off or honey here's dead",
Deep in his heart he knew he was wrong,
so he let the lady go and he starts to run on,
Sirens sounded, he seemed astounded,
before long the lil' boy got surrounded,
He dropped the gun, so went the glory,
and this is the way I must end this story,
He was only seventeen, in a madman's dream,
the cops shot the kid, I still hear him scream,
This ain't funny so don't ya dare laugh,
just another case 'bout the wrong path,
Straight 'n narrow or yo' soul gets cast.
 

Facetious

Moderated
'' . I'm so tall and you're so cute
let's play wild like wildcats do . .''

•••



the light is strong and the man is weak
and the world walks in between
so rise above on the wings of love
see and let yourself be seen
see and let yourself be seen

so fill your cup and drink it on up
for tomorrow never comes
if you weild the rod, answer to your god
but me i'll be up and gone
i'll be up and gone, gone
i'll be up and a gone

if the sea was glass and the land all gone
would you still be a friend to me
when my time has passed, is it to much to ask
for a little bit of sympathy
just a little bit of sympathy lord
a little bit of sympathy
 
"...You ain't really made for bein' out in the street
Ain't much hope for a fool like you
'Cause if you play the game, you will get beat

Maybe you should stay with yo' mama
She could do your laundry 'n' cook for you
Maybe you should stay with yo' mama
You're really kinda stupid 'n' ugly too
And
You should never smoke in pajamas
You Might start a fire 'n' burn yer face
Maybe you'll return to Managua
You could go unnoticed in such a place"
 

Prod3

Expect Nothing and Appreciate Everything
She Bop, He Bop-a-We Bop, I Bop, You Bop-a-They Bop...Be Bop, Be Bop, A Loop She Bop!
 
complications inside of me
reminds me that my heart won't always beat
the ugly face of death that's smiling
at my rotting teeth
i will die here in this sorrow
i was waiting for tomorrow
palpitate the pulse until
you feel my heart explode against the wall
 
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