zdenka, I'm sure your face looks the same when you perform oral.
Yeah. So much so that his face is stuck like that through being in that position for too long.
"Yea, there used to be a time a feller comin' in from outta town could get some pleasure quick and easy. Go down to the local saloon, cozy up to the right people, maybe slip the bartender an extry doller here n' there, and sure enough, you'd soon be presented with the fastest blowjob this side of the Mississippi. Only weird was the feller givin' the damn thing wore a veil over their head when they entered the room, while they were givin' it, and when they left. The townsfolk had rumors 'bout this perticular person. Some said he'd been with his lips pursed as punishment because his momma cheated on his daddy. Some thought it was because he'd spent too much time drinkin' from whiskey jugs his mouth had grown to fit the top. Some thought he just enjoyed keeping his face deformed looking for the hell of it. Whatever the reason was, this man had a particular name 'round those parts, one that you only had to say once and people would know what you were talking about.
"His name was the Seahorse."