Pornstars Talking Shop......

[JiDoKwan]

I've always been curious about the conversation(s) between pornstars after finishing their film shoot.
Everytime I ponder this deep subject I start laughing about what I envision them saying to each other:
Female: "Damn you tore my pussy up today! Oh well, see you tomorrow at work....tell the Mrs. I said hi."

Wife: "How was work today honey?"
Male: "Incredible! You should've seen the load I shot on my co-star's face. BTW, she told me to tell you hi."

Male: "Damn, that was the hardest I've ever cum doing a creampie scene."
Female: "Yeah, you really made me overflow......BTW, I think I might have been ovulating a bit during that scene."
Male: *THUNK*.....male co-star passes out onto the floor.:eek:

 

[Legzman]

:1orglaugh dunno but your idea is funny! :1orglaugh

 

[KDJ]

They probly bitch about the lighting being hot, the props being to cheap and the pay being to little, "but it's what I enjoy..."

 

[D-rock]

Or they could be like I am at work where they don't talk to anybody on the way out and just go home.

 

[Torre82]

I'd think there are so many conflicting personality types.. not to mention that sex before and after is usually awkward for pretty much anyone.. that its sort of a smalltalk, chitchat affair.

Hows the weather? I dun' wanna brag but are you hurting down there? I'm too old for this sh!t. No, really.. they're not hard.. very well shaped, and my fluffer was completely unnecessary because your ass is so great. I mean tits. Whats your name again? YOU MEAN THERE WAS A SCRIPT?!? OH JEN..um, Heidi... Candi? FUCK! WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?! I coulda been somebody! Dont look now but your mother is watching us. Director, did you want me to eat her out or what? Really? I didnt know you could get pierced *there*.

And thats some of today's pornographic conversations! Enjoy!

 

[bigbadbrody]

After I have sex I am too hungry and tired to have a conversation with anyone.

I will just make myself a sandwitch and then go and take a nap

or

I am to pissed to have an converstion because the rubber broke

 

[Hazardmandan]

I dont think most porn stars have spouses.

 

[Peter Gazinya]

Guy: "Hey, that was great the way you sucked that other girls ass juices of my cock before I came".

Girl: "What can I say, I'm a professional"

Guy: "Yes you are, you need some Visine for all that cum I blasted into your eye?"

Girl: "No thanks, I used the eye wash station in the first aid kit. I just have to ask, is your cock smaller than the last time we worked together?"

Guy: "Yeah, I'm right in the middle of a HUGE cycle of anabolic steroids, finally got the phone number of Barry Bonds's trainer! Was that a load of cum I saw seeping out your ass when we were doing doggy"

Girl: "Probably, I let my boyfriend and his three buddies all fuck me up the ass last night. I thought my sister ate the whole cream pie out but there must have been some left over. I noticed you softened up a little in the middle of that, did you run out of viagra?"

Guy: "Nah, I'm just so jacked up on 'roids, Whey Gainer, and EgoBoost that it's really hard to get wood. You wanna get drink later?"

Girl: "No thanks, I have a busy afternoon. I have to get my nails done, bleach my asshole, go to my surgeon so I can fuck up my natural breasts, hook up with my coke dealer, and try fit the business end of a baseball up my ass. I'm doing an anal gang bang next week and I want to prepare"

Guy: "Anal gang bang, huh? Anal gang bangs are a blast, it gives us guys a chance to rub our dicks and balls against other guys. Not that I'm gay or anything, it's just fun!"

Girl: "Do you always act like a macho domineering prick who treats women like objectified dog shit"

Guy: "No, that's just for the cameras, although I can't imagine too many guys out their like that stupid shit and actually kind of makes them wish porn was better. Do actually like having a 12 inch cock jackhammered in and out of your asshole while two other guys force feed you to choke on both their cocks at the same time?"

Girl: "Like I said, I'm a professional. Do you know where I can get any Crystal Meth?"

 

[smoknn]

what if you was bridgette kerkoves hubby..i got a movie he filmed of her getting banged by 3 black guys at the same time...imagine trying to tell that skank i love you at night when the lights go out????

 

[Enslaved By Duc]

I dont think most porn stars have spouses.

This is truer then you can possibly imagine. And the porn stars that are married, either their spouses are in the biz and they only work with said spouse or they have a marriage in the loosest possible sense of the word, ie; they can fuck whoever and whatever they want.

As far as pornstars talking shop, from what I've read and heard, it really doesn't happen that much, espeically if you're walking with a total douchebag like TT Boy who brings automatic weapons to the set and is a known mysoginist. As Jenna Jameson said on an HBO special about the porn industry, the thing that gets talked about the most on the majority of porn sets is "when is that (insert swear words here) going to pop off so we can break for lunch," adding even more pressure for the male "star."

 

[JiDoKwan]

what if you was bridgette kerkoves hubby..i got a movie he filmed of her getting banged by 3 black guys at the same time...imagine trying to tell that skank i love you at night when the lights go out????

Bridgette: "Honey for some reason tonight I'm hungry for some soul food....how about you?"

 

[smoknn]

:eek: wonder if he still licks her carpet after allllllllllllllllll that!

 

[poggy]

Pornstars are just like the rest of the world. Why do people always assume their any different, after all it's just a job!

I think their like all other humans when they are at work. They talk about whats going in the world, whats happening in sports, what they are planing to buy or have just bought. They have a laugh and a joke, play tricks on each other, you know do the things you and I do.

After all I don't come home at night and say "boy you should have seen the size of the lorry we emptied tonight". I might say "god that was a shit shift" and leave it at that. So I'm guessing they might also say something along them line, "the shoot went really well today".

 

[Melroy]

Pornstars are just like the rest of the world. Why do people always assume their any different, after all it's just a job!

I think their like all other humans when they are at work. They talk about whats going in the world, whats happening in sports, what they are planing to buy or have just bought. They have a laugh and a joke, play tricks on each other, you know do the things you and I do.

After all I don't come home at night and say "boy you should have seen the size of the lorry we emptied tonight". I might say "god that was a shit shift" and leave it at that. So I'm guessing they might also say something along them line, "the shoot went really well today".

Poggy- I know where your going with it bro., but pornstars aren't like the rest of the world and they are different and it's because of their job. Who else gets paid to take it up the ass while some dude whacks off in your eye while midgets throw bologna. By the way that was an awesome movie! JJ

 

[halo68]

And those of us with "normal" jobs think we hear a lotta strange stuff at work. LOL

 

[Irony]

haha i loved ur opening comment JiDoKwan

 

[DevinnLaneLover]

I also have to say I'd love to hear them talk shop...but also to really get to talk to them without their porn personas getting involved. Just to know what makes them tick, what are they really like, etc...

But I've wondered what it must be like when you go to a party and you're a porn star and you've slept with almost everyone in the room. It must make for some odd feelings I'd imagine.

 

[ReflectingGod]

I don't know, but my friend works at a bank and called me on her lunch, 'twas interesting. They were talking about sex. One of them was talking about how the cum feels on her tongue and another about how her man likes to cum on her eyelids.

yup.

 

[ÆGEAN]

haha great thread