Mine actually has no books or DVDs since it was created as a wedding registry for my american relatives that would have a heart attack if cash was requested for a wedding. So there's all sorts of kitchen and garden odds and ends that will actually ship to mainland europe from the UK amazon.
I think I even have a melon scoop on there!
I know what I would give you if I got you a present. It would be a cat o' nine tails, but I would redesign it. I would redo the knot work at all the tails bases so that it resembled a squid head. Maybe I would even embed something into it to make it look like it had eyes. Then I would rename it The Squid Head O' Nine Tentacles. I'm sure you could make good use of it around the FreeOnes headquarters, your personal life, or when you need to motivate Roald to do some work.