Ok I recently saw a video about pornstars ranting on about fans and crap. Now I like porn don't get me wrong, but honestly there are only a handful of people that I will actually watch. Because most of them drive me insane. Now this is a rant about the majority of pornstars not just particular one's, so if you see this remember it's the majority. So here's my rant.
1) Don't insult your fans. Yes we may not be great looking, or have amazing lifestyles. But we do pay for your dvd's and subscribe to your websites it's not a good idea to go around insulting us, otherwise we will go elsewhere. Just keep your opinions to yourself.
2) Stop banging on about how much sex you have. You're pornstars, you get paid to have sex so you're obviously having more sex then most people, it's not rocket science is it?. Plus there is more to life then having sex, It's not the most important thing in the world. We really don't care about how much sex your having.
3) If somebody criticizes you then please come up with something more original than 'You're obviously virgins who live in your moms basement'. Yeah that's right everybody who watches porn are virgins who live in there moms basement. Try using this thing called 'you're imagination' every once in a while please.
4) 'Oh well I wouldn't give you the time of day if I walked ****** you, because I'm so much more better looking then you'. Yes I may not be Brad Pitt or George Clooney, but sweetheart I'm not the one who needs a **** load of makeup and god knows how much plastic surgery to look good, am I?. There's probably around 5 to 10% of pornstars that look remotely good looking without makeup, so please don't try and *** yourself.
5) You're not the center of the universe, the whole world doesn't revolve around you. When you leave the business nobody will give a flying fuck about you or what you intend to do with your life. You're just become a nameless face. I mean seriously how many pornstars can people remember from the nineties, Maybe 10, 20, 30 at most, and how many people were working in the industry in the nineties, a lot more people then that. When you leave the business 'Goodbye, oh who's that hot looking new chick'.
Now I know some people will look at this and think the guys just a jackass (frankly I don't care), but I just wanted to get it off my chest. If you guys have anything to add to the list then please do. And pornstars you are more then happy to have a rant as well.
1) Don't insult your fans. Yes we may not be great looking, or have amazing lifestyles. But we do pay for your dvd's and subscribe to your websites it's not a good idea to go around insulting us, otherwise we will go elsewhere. Just keep your opinions to yourself.
2) Stop banging on about how much sex you have. You're pornstars, you get paid to have sex so you're obviously having more sex then most people, it's not rocket science is it?. Plus there is more to life then having sex, It's not the most important thing in the world. We really don't care about how much sex your having.
3) If somebody criticizes you then please come up with something more original than 'You're obviously virgins who live in your moms basement'. Yeah that's right everybody who watches porn are virgins who live in there moms basement. Try using this thing called 'you're imagination' every once in a while please.
4) 'Oh well I wouldn't give you the time of day if I walked ****** you, because I'm so much more better looking then you'. Yes I may not be Brad Pitt or George Clooney, but sweetheart I'm not the one who needs a **** load of makeup and god knows how much plastic surgery to look good, am I?. There's probably around 5 to 10% of pornstars that look remotely good looking without makeup, so please don't try and *** yourself.
5) You're not the center of the universe, the whole world doesn't revolve around you. When you leave the business nobody will give a flying fuck about you or what you intend to do with your life. You're just become a nameless face. I mean seriously how many pornstars can people remember from the nineties, Maybe 10, 20, 30 at most, and how many people were working in the industry in the nineties, a lot more people then that. When you leave the business 'Goodbye, oh who's that hot looking new chick'.
Now I know some people will look at this and think the guys just a jackass (frankly I don't care), but I just wanted to get it off my chest. If you guys have anything to add to the list then please do. And pornstars you are more then happy to have a rant as well.
